Captain Jackson

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima]

That shit ain't even funny

[Never break kayfabe @Quadripolar_B]

Darkskin niggas really used to get it, I remember holding up a black piece of construction paper and telling this nigga look this ya family picture, even the teacher was laughing

[druberry 🫐 @druskiiiiiiii]

nobody:

random apple fees at the end of the month:

[Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr]

Meanwhile, on the other side of Clarksdale, a man woke up this morning to news that his wife snuck out to a juke joint, while there, cheated on him THEN a white man turned her into a vampire. He bout to be a whole ass villain in that town. At minimum he starting a podcast.

[Joshua Neal @joshuaneall]

The vampires outside while everyone in the juke joint was scared outta their minds. #Sinners

[🐻‍❄️⁷ @userbfIy]

when he said “oh it’s because we’re …?” 😭😭

[Dai @hausofdai]

He said Annie’s grease was stale and she got sidetracked and started cursing him out 😭😭😭

[Rare @stfuayen]

Stopped??

[Deante’ Hitchcock @DeanteVH]

nigga son walked into church with blood stains all over him and his face clawed and buddy used it to turn his sermon up 😭

[Captain Jackson @AlexJ96]

@caves60 @3xProp @ReyZach_

[omeo 𖤐 @ihyomeo]

how did i go from this to paying bills

[Joey @Joeythebigboss]

Jersey Shore Was Crazy You Just Had To Be There �

[karissi. @KaRissiNykeia]

I feel like Ryan Coogler just randomly calls up Michael B Jordan and says “nigga….” and MBJ already knows he either gotta start training to fight mfs or grow his hair out (sometimes both)

[Tony Statovci @tonystatovci]

How rich celebrities had us dancing to recession music 😭

[Captain Jackson @AlexJ96]

@tylerduran21 @deadspider98 Bikini Bottom is really filled with a bunch of hatin ass niggas😭

[Moonskii🌙 @YoMoonskii]

Nigga said:

[cb @chuckBring]

to this day i still have no idea why he did that shit