Alex Kelly

Firefighter. Roaming Wyldcat. The only chill Catholic convert. ❤️@420bvnny❤️ All opinions came to me in a dream. Still stupid, no longer drunk. He/him. 32.

[Alex Kelly @AlexJKelly]

The Helsingist Pocket Guide (First Edition) is out now!
Link in reply to avoid deboosting, so that this important information about the vampiric menace and the Helsingist Order can be more widely seen.

[☠️ Lilith Lovett ☠️ same @ on 💙☁️🦋 @LilithLovett]

Payment processors have no place playing morality police. We’re not in Saudi Arabia and this isn’t the 50s.

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How is this not just theft?

[「 VEX | VTUBER | 🩸🛸 | 🔞 」 @vexmlk]

When they said they were banning accounts that purchased NSFW art commissions, they apparently meant even past NSFW commissions.

This money is for my mother & now it's being held for 180 days?

@PayPal, this is absolutely unacceptable. I will not be making another account with you & I will never use your service again. This is a joke & I feel awful for anyone, including artists, who have to use your garbage.

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@Secret_OliveE “The Middle” gave me a good laugh

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@LRSerling Also yes, there is in fact a part of the deaf community that sees cochlear implants as destroying the culture they’ve developed within their disability. I think those voices will ultimately lose out, but what he means as a crazy hypothetical example of an equivalent is just real.

[Nucleus☕️ @EsotericCofe]

americans really overuse the verb "love" - as a german i'm only allowed to use this word three times in my entire life

[The Vegapunk of Hyenas @Yeenie_Mcbeenie]

Evergreen

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Every one of the cops and BAM people involved in this story are such lying pieces of shit lmao.

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New body cam footage from American Fork PD with the Bricks and Minifigs saga shows little sniveling bitch Josh Johnson whining he can’t be served court papers. Fuck this dude!

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@Zachary27636551 @socalledcharlie My first order of business will be replacing the Alamo with the world's first Yakub Museum.

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@Zachary27636551 @socalledcharlie Yeah. While I’m making human rights demands of all the nations of the world I’ll also demand one of them make you a duke or some such.

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@Zachary27636551 @socalledcharlie The same as I answered to the “what if you wake up as Homelander” hypothetical

https://t.co/ULTpmEvEtG

[Alex Kelly @AlexJKelly]

First I’d single-handedly delete the IRGC both to demonstrate my capability and because it would be good/everyone in that specifically instead of Iran’s regular military definitely has it coming. Then I’d make some human rights related demands of every world government.

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@steeliewheel @Loganvl96 @thrluv I think from reading this one back and forth alone it’s safe to conclude that you will never achieve anything of value in your entire life.

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Dudes will be like “I want a chick with no tummy, huge tits, a fat ass, and NO IMPLANTS” and wonder why the world seems like it’s got slim pickins.

[ִֶָ۶ৎ˖ִ ˚ @lttl4ngel]

men want thick women but don’t like a little belly… give it up losers

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@ExistentialEnso It’s like two large milkshakes worth of sugar. That’s a lot sure, it’s not advisable to sit and drink two milkshakes, at least not with any frequency, but the sensationalism is wild and calls to ban it are busybody loser behavior.

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@Secret_OliveE Yep, classic example.

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@DJBranham That is true, but not relevant to assessing whether he knew about its association with the SS. There is simply no world where a WWII history buff with that tattoo never saw an SS hat and thought “huh, that’s the symbol on my chest. What an unfortunate coincidence.”

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@DJBranham If that were some random rune they used in esoteric rituals in Himmler’s castle sure, but that’s the thing that was on all their hats. It’s obvious bullshit that he didn’t know about it. I don’t think lying about it makes him a Nazi, but he obviously lied.

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@DJBranham That much I believe. A young marine getting a dumb tattoo is very believable. If he’s saying now he was just too embarrassed to get it removed that’s good. When he was claiming he didn’t know what it was until recently that was an obvious lie given he studies WWII as a hobby.