Alex Kelly

Firefighter. Roaming Wyldcat. The only chill Catholic convert. ❤️@420bvnny❤️ All opinions came to me in a dream. Still stupid, no longer drunk. He/him. 32.

[Alex Kelly @AlexJKelly]

The Helsingist Pocket Guide (First Edition) is out now!
Link in reply to avoid deboosting, so that this important information about the vampiric menace and the Helsingist Order can be more widely seen.

[Alex Kelly @AlexJKelly]

Me, playing WOW forever with @420Bvnny: "Damn, these spiders got hands."

Her: "How many hands?"

Me, a true Bidenist patriot: "Uhh, at least three."

[theo luminati 👁️‍🗨️▲ @theoluminati]

after that midterms wipeout, clearly republicans need a nominee who:

-breaks hard with Trump & maga
-is generally well-liked
-is tough on crime & closed borders but signals as wholesome to normies
-doesn’t hold an office that can be usurped

only one real answer

[WokeShed @wokeshed19]

Purple text is correct, the black text is wrong because the kind of people who go to craft breweries and brick oven pizzerias are those who flipped the states blue

[Alex Kelly @AlexJKelly]

Likely place for her to be

[Politics & Poll Tracker 📡 @PollTracker2024]

Washington Sun: Haley Stevens is currently hanging out in the Republican side of the House chamber during a vote.

[Alex Kelly @AlexJKelly]

He’s probably going there to bargain for his primary endorsement

[Generic Dem Fan 🦅🇺🇸 @RationalWins]

No no no no no

[Alex Kelly @AlexJKelly]

Despite the senate mathematically favoring Republicans due to the almost inherently rural nature of low population states, they haven’t pulled off an equivalent win in 98 years.

[Lorenzo Pregliasco @lorepregliasco]

La mappa aggiornata. Con la notevole vittoria in Mississippi i Democratici arrivano a 55 seggi al Senato. Saranno probabilmente 56 con l'Alaska. Valanga blu.

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

Dems win the South for the first time since 1996 and they do so entirely off of Dole states with zero Clinton states

[Alex Kelly @AlexJKelly]

This motherfucker

[Rosy @Rossy_winget]

Guess the game ??

[Alex Kelly @AlexJKelly]

@BlueCheese608 Maybe, but I think the most is Colom. In anything but a “the Republicans fucked around bad” year I don’t see Mississippi electing a Dem, even if he’s an incumbent.

[moja joja @heyyouangie]

que carajos les enseñaban en sus cursos de religion que a varios les sorprende que el Papa vaya a una carcel???? yo ya sabia que abundan los fariseos pero esto explica muchas cosas

[Alex Kelly @AlexJKelly]

The train is for going from Dallas to Austin and SA happens to be a straight shot continuing south. I’m sure if this gets built a line would eventually run from either Dallas or Austin to Houston (although running them from both SA and Dallas to make a triangle would be dope).

[valentina @vaalentinabae]

why would texas make a train for dallas to san antonio & not houston??? like who gaf about san antonio omfg

[draculiya 🦇🗡 @draculiya]

I wish texas wasnt so far from texas imagine all the texas friends I could be having

[Alex Kelly @AlexJKelly]

@lisa09437309 A murder

[Alex Kelly @AlexJKelly]

Up to 55 seats called now. Just need Alaska to come through for 56.

[Alex Kelly @AlexJKelly]

The Avengers was a C-list superhero team before the MCU. Marvel’s famous team was the X-Men before that.

[ULLLTIMMAAAAA🍉🇵🇸 @Ultima_Undead]

I need to know what 30 year old white guy made up the rumor Iron Man was a C-list Marvel hero before MCU despite the fact he’s a founding member of the Avengers and was in like almost every pre-MCU project under the sun

[maddy @catgirlprostate]

It's difficult to remember and capture the context of the time period when something released which means people think that Portal 2's humour is born from Reddit, as opposed to reddits humour being born from portal 2

[Alex Kelly @AlexJKelly]

@ArchysLife The Bolshevik revolution happened because tsarist Russia was getting its ass handed to it so badly, not the other way around. Revolutions don’t succeed unless the military is already fucked. At least overthrowing a government revolutions, separatists can succeed somewhat easier.

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

"Chud 1 was craaaaaazy"

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

George Straight: All my exes live in Texas

George Gay: All my exes live in Texas and they’re all guys.