A$AP ALEX

busy getting lovely

[A$AP ALEX @AlexJackGorman1]

If you fall in a bed nettles, it’s hard to know who stung ye

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

@Gazhunter38

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

Trophy free, we'll charge for Rangers tears instead.

[JuliaFox @gothgal2016]

We’re all going to die

[Bootlegger @bootlegger1974]

You all enjoy your Friday night I’m going to enjoy mine lads

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

[Dubs life @dubslife1]

🧐

[Fake Showbiz News @FakeShowbizNews]

Idris Elba reveals the first thing he splashed out on when he got rich was an expensive graphical calculator from Argos.

“I didn’t know how to use it - I just enjoyed pressing all the buttons,” he told BBC Radio Cumbria

[A$AP ALEX @AlexJackGorman1]

@EoinGray16 i tink I’d land in adin on d Sunday hai

[A$AP ALEX @AlexJackGorman1]

20 Henson & Bedges please

[Rory Lennon @RoryLennon17]

It kills me that I’m not out and seeing cian o nuallain absolutely hockey spiral 3 out of it

[Theo Von @TheoVon]

I hope Musk buys this dump.

[DublinLive @DublinLive]

Cillian Murphy has revealed that he moved back to Ireland after his children developed "very posh English accents".

(THREAD) 🧵

[Lorna @lornanilaoireee]

Take that #timecapsule #census

[KyivPost @KyivPost]

"Russians fired on the site of the distribution of humanitarian aid in Vugledar. Civilian #Ukrainians died," Pavlo Kyrylenko, Head of the Donetsk Regional Military Administration, reported

[euronews @euronews]

🇻🇦🇺🇦 Pope Francis unfurls and kisses a flag sent to him from the Ukrainian city of Bucha - the site of civilian killings and atrocities allegedly caused by Russia. #UkraineRussia

[Kaja Kallas @kajakallas]

Had a good discussion with the researchers of @IFS_Oslo. I emphasised that peace at any cost is just a pause. Our main focus today must be on how to stop Russia’s aggression & help Ukraine free itself from occupying forces & restore its territorial integrity.

[Hromadske Int. @Hromadske]

🤬 In Vugledar, the Russian occupiers fired rockets at humanitarian aid distribution sites. It is currently known that two people were killed and five were injured, — the head of the Donetsk Regional Military Administration

[Bloomberg Originals @bbgoriginals]

"All you need is a VPN connection to access independent information from anywhere in the world."

Speaking in Russian at the start of his address, U.K. PM Boris Johnson urged Russians to bypass state media to "find the truth” about the war in Ukraine https://t.co/8Tkci188yZ

[Hromadske Int. @Hromadske]

Russian occupiers totally block any Ukrainian efforts to deliver humanitarian aid to Mariupol. Russian soldiers sometimes steal Ukrainian humanitarian cargo and then try to give it to residents on behalf of Russia — Mayor of Mariupol Vadym Boichenko