Rest In Power
Mike Bieszck
May your piss jug forever be full and your Wendy's spicy chicken forever be crispy.
May your memory be a blessing.
#FirstShiftLife#Wrestling#DeathMatch
You know the running gag in her movie #KnivesOut ? The one where despite everyone being related to a rich famous author, they all swear up and down they are "self made"? Yeah, well it's kinda like that.
#ThirdShiftLife#NepoBaby#SAGAwards#Hollywood
Her: My most controversial opinion is . . .
Me: * Don't say it. Don't say it. Don't say it.*
Her: That pineapple . . .
Me: *She said it*
#LookingForLove#FirstShiftLife#Dating
*Goes on date*
Me: So, what do you like to do for fun?
Her: Marathons.
Me: What else do you like to do for fun?
Her: Ultra Marathons.
*5 minutes later.*
Me: Oh, so what brought you to Japan?
Her: The Tokyo Marathon.
Me: *oh boy*
#LookingForLove#Dating#Single