Alex Jaffe

Minnesota based comic, pro wrestling fan, dating and fun facts!
#FirstShiftLife #LookingForLove

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@lizzo I sent you an audio recording of your set from Hip Hop Harambe 9-21-13 to your official FB DM. Check it out, if you like. Thanks.

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@HG_101 @WCWWorldwide Didn't receive anything! When will I get my $100 backer stuff?

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@HG_101 I was a $100 backer and I never got my signed book or dvd. What gives?

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@fayejackson419 Devon Monroe rules!

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Why would you use this as your main #Dating profile picture?
#FirstShiftLife

#LookingForLove
#Fail

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Rest In Power
Mike Bieszck
May your piss jug forever be full and your Wendy's spicy chicken forever be crispy.
May your memory be a blessing.
#FirstShiftLife
#Wrestling
#DeathMatch

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@arikcannon @BudapestMission @f1rstwrestling @ModistBrewing @HormelFoods So. I take it, that it wasn't your favorite?

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@RainyDa84649634 Omg I love cats!

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The US doesn't need universal health, we have @GoFundMe
#FirstShiftLife
#Facts

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"I have a FUPA!!!" These FB Dating profiles are wild.
#Dating #WTF #LookingForLove

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BenShapiro might be more famous than me, might have more money than me, but when I sit down, my feet touch the floor.
#Facts
#Music
#ThirdShiftLife

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You know the running gag in her movie #KnivesOut   ? The one where despite everyone being related to a rich famous author, they all swear up and down they are "self made"? Yeah, well it's kinda like that.
#ThirdShiftLife
#NepoBaby
#SAGAwards
#Hollywood

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Her: Could you survive a sexless relationship?
Me: Sure, if I was a Praying Mantis.

#FirstShiftLife
#LookingForLove
#Animals
#Facts

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@RealKeithLee Hell yeah dude! I also started going gray in my teens as well. I used to dye it. Then I went "F it". Now I rock the silver proudly!

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Her: Would you still love me if I was a worm?
Me: *screaming internally*

#FirstShiftLife
#LookingForLove
#Love

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Her: My most controversial opinion is . . .
Me: * Don't say it. Don't say it. Don't say it.*
Her: That pineapple . . .
Me: *She said it*

#LookingForLove
#FirstShiftLife
#Dating

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*Goes on date*
Me: So, what do you like to do for fun?
Her: Marathons.
Me: What else do you like to do for fun?
Her: Ultra Marathons.
*5 minutes later.*
Me: Oh, so what brought you to Japan?
Her: The Tokyo Marathon.
Me: *oh boy*
#LookingForLove
#Dating
#Single

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This stuff is pretty gross. I contemplated licking the bottom of my shoe to get the tates out of my mouth.

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A first date for #ValentinesDay2023 is like a first date for #Prom

#LookingForLove

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This is the weather Minnesotans MIGHT wear long pants.
#Winter #Cold #Minnesota #Snow #FirstShiftLife