AlexJay1

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You cannot convince me that Donald Trump press conferences should be called anything but "Brag Queen Story Hour" ...

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@GailSimone ACTUALLY ...

He knew a whole bunch of FAMILIES of leprechauns.

(What? Is it not tradition to fansplain to the amazing Miz Gail?)

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@GailSimone With such a divisive issue facing us, let's remember what is really important here:

MOVIE Cap is from Brooklyn.
CAP Cap is from the Lower East Side.

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@dannyearls16 As an athlete, at least you know the importance of conditioning and taking care of your body, so I probably don't need to say this--but just make sure that drawing hand is safeguarded from occupational repetitive motion injuries!

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@DanCastellaneta needs to do a video where he reads verbatim transcripts of some of Trump's recent remarks in Grandpa Simpson's voice.

At the end, white text in the familiar Simpsons lettering against a black background should read, "GRANDPA DOESN'T SEEM ALL THERE, DOES HE?"

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@RonFilipkowski And second--do you really think that franchisee is going to allow his place to get shut down because someone gets E. Coli contamination from Captain Underpants?

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@RonFilipkowski First, there's no damned way the Secret Service, already smarting from having shat the bed with security collapses where Trump is concerned, are gonna risk having some bravo pull up to the drive-thru window with a gat.

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@DanYunIsTrying No, no, no!
You're going to be working in the near future to make sure he's eating properly.
And what better role model for eating all he needs is there than Galactus?

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@DanYunIsTrying HUGE congratulations!

May he forever make you proud, and may he have the longest and happiest of lives ...

(Rooting for another team.)

(Go Phils!)

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@DanYunIsTrying Could you guys check to see if a lab coat for a 1/6 scale figure will fit him, please?

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@DanYunIsTrying Please try to restock these.

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@DanYunIsTrying Do please get better soon.

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@DanYunIsTrying Do we have any clue as to when Death's Head will be made publicly available?

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@GovernorVA ... Wait; you mean you're not going to joke about this like you did about the attack on Paul Pelosi?
Don't all acts of political violence matter, Mr. Youngkin?

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@bigplay24slay Here's hoping your time here in Philly won't be up for a good long time. Much respect, sir.

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@foxes_in_love "He seasoned her with kisses.
She blanched.
He simmered.
She boiled.
He beat her.
She whipped him.
They boned.

(He creamed.)"

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#xpn

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Nothing against Jeff Tweedy; he's a very good musician, songwriter, and producer--but I would love if, at a Wilco concert when the band launched into it's new single, "Evicted," the audience suddenly starts singing Prince's "Raspberry Beret" en masse.

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Because it cannot be denied that the lyric scansion, two-thirds of the new song's melody, and three quarters of the backing music's chord progressions, note progressions, and strum patterns and drum patterns, are exactly the same as that of the old classic.

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@DanYunIsTrying Though the temptation to snark on this and comment about how you really out kicked your coverage is great, I honestly can't.

I just see two deliriously happy people (and one happy pupple), who deserve all the happiness that together they can make.