Alex Jones

One Batch. Two Batch. Penny and Dime.

[Alex Jones @AlexJon04185141]

80 years ago, Hitler devised a Nazi plan for the genocide of Jews and called it the 'Final Solution'
#KashmirBleeds

[Anupam Kher @AnupamPKher]

Kashmir Solution has begun.🇮🇳

[Alex Jones @AlexJon04185141]

Iceland Cricket Team's Official Twitter handle roasts @ICC , for it's biasedness towards @BCCI and showing unprofessional attitude towards top-tier teams like @TheRealPCB and @BCBtigers

[Iceland Cricket @icelandcricket]

Dear @ICC,

It is with a heavy heart that we now announce our unavailability to replace Pakistan in the upcoming T20 World Cup. Regardless of whether they now withdraw, the short timescales ensure it is impossible for our squad to prepare in the professional manner necessary to compete effectively in this global cricketing spectacle. We are not like Scotland and able to turn up on a whim, with no kit sponsor.

Our players are from all walks of life and cannot simply drop their occupations to fly halfway around the world to experience temperatures only normally felt in Finnish saunas. Our captain, a professional baker, needs to attend to his oven, our ship captain needs to steer his vessel, and our bankers need to go bankrupt (again). This is the harsh reality of cricket at the amateur level of the game.

This news will be extremely disappointing to our fans. Despite being the most peaceful nation on Earth, we maintain an army of online followers, and are the world's 14th most followed national board on X. We were ready to give the Dutch the biggest shock they have experienced since William of Orange lost the Battle of Landen in 1693. And the Americans were looking forward to taking on Greenland, or so their orange-dyed leader thought.

Our loss is likely Uganda's gain. We wish them well. Their kits cannot be missed unless you have epilepsy, in which case they are probably best avoided.

The future is always ice, until it isn't.

Yours sincerely,

Icelandic Cricket Association

[Mohsin Ali @Mohsin_o2]

"We lost 3 Rafales, 1 Sukhoi 30 MKI, 1 Mig 29, all shot down in our own territory." Indian Congress questions Modi Government.

Def minster Rajnath Singh responds "Opposition should not ask how many jets we lost. This hurts our national sentiments."

[South Asia Index @SouthAsiaIndex]

Just IN:— A French tourist has been raped and tortured in Udaypur, India. Accused is on the run.

— This has come few days after US issued travel advisory for US citizens about rape incidents in India.

[Khaleej Mag @KhaleejMag]

Today I am asking again, Jaishankar, tell me how many Indian planes did Pakistan shoot down? Rahul Gandhi

[Rahul Gandhi @RahulGandhi]

Informing Pakistan at the start of our attack was a crime.

EAM has publicly admitted that GOI did it.

1. Who authorised it?
2. ⁠How many aircraft did our airforce lose as a result?

[Alex Jones @AlexJon04185141]

Swiss Newspaper calls the #OperationSindoor a disaster!

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This anti-US caricature, reportedly from a state-controlled #Iran newspaper, controversially depicts the entire Kashmir region, including Pakistan-administered Kashmir, as part of India on its map---

Does this map reflect Iran being closer to India than Pakistan?

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BREAKING: Pakistan hands over captured BSF Constable Puran Kumar to India. A positive step towards peace as ceasefire holds.

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@elitepredatorss https://t.co/r33LtR3lX3
The undisputed king has fallen

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BREAKING | Leaked video shows a shot down SU-30 Fighter Jet of #IAF . The Security official in the video can be heard saying: ''They [Pakistan] shot down an Indian fighter jet'' . Debris shows AL 31FP engine of SU-30

[Alex Jones @AlexJon04185141]

BREAKING | New, high-quality footage and image has emerged of the
1. M88 engine of the shot down #Rafale from Bhatinda
2. Fuselage remains of aircraft
3. Crane carrying the debris of shot down Rafale (Image)
4. Eyewitness details of a local confirming the death of the pilot

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@abdurrahman433 Fake! This photo was posted by All India Radio News Official Facebook page.

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@clashreport https://t.co/4xKuXcxdaA

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BREAKING | 4 Indian government sources confirm the loss of 3 #IAF jets in Kashmir. - Reuters

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BREAKING | 4 Indian government sources confirm the loss of 3 #IAF jets in Kashmir. - Reuters

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BREAKING | Leaked video shows a shot down SU-30 Fighter Jet of #IAF . The Security official in the video can be heard saying: ''They [Pakistan] shot down an Indian fighter jet'' . Debris shows AL 31FP engine of SU-30

[Alex Jones @AlexJon04185141]

2019: if we had #Rafale this wouldn’t happen.
2024: Forget Rafale, all our pilots are back home.

[ANI @ANI]

#WATCH | Delhi: #OperationSindoor | Air Marshal AK Bharti says, "...All I can say is that we have achieved our objectives that we selected and all our pilots are back home..."

[Defense Intelligence @DI313_]

🚨BREAKING: The Indian Air Force and Army have confirmed that Rafale jets were shot down by Pakistan. They haven’t shared the exact number, their statement suggests the toll is significantly higher than previously speculated.

A top IAF officer said, “We’ve lost many assets. Revealing the full details now would help Pakistan, so we are staying quiet for the moment.”

[Alex Jones @AlexJon04185141]

It's a diplomatic way of saying, "We understand your anger, India, but be careful, and let's talk this out, because a big war here is bad for everyone, especially our close friend Pakistan, and by extension, us
#IndiaPakistanConflict #China

[IndiaToday @IndiaToday]

#BreakingNews

Will stand by Pak to uphold its sovereignty: China

#OperationSindoor #India #Pakistan @sardesairajdeep
@gauravcsawant

[CJ Werleman @cjwerleman]

Non-Indians are only now waking up to the fact that the Modi regime lies about everything.

[William Huo @wmhuo168]

India thought it could make China its declared enemy to impress Washington. All it got in return was a secondhand NATO alliance and a Pakistan armed with PL-15 missiles. This is the story of the J-10C, Rafale, and the price of misplaced loyalty.

https://t.co/Cg3DfG6dAv

[Alex Jones @AlexJon04185141]

ITS OFFICIAL India offered the ceasefire. CNN: US VP Vance's call to PM Modi, armed with "alarming intelligence" about "dramatic escalation," was the critical moment. fear of further, potentially uncontrolled, escalation was key reason, as presented by the US, for Modi's decision