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subtle edge

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Confused by the utter shock of the parents in every gender reveal video. Like, it’s a 50/50 shot. I simply wouldn’t be too surprised either way

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@PopCrave No

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@angsmith16 @RyanQualtrics My first screenname 🤝 yours

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@RyanQualtrics @angsmith16

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@brooklynROFL Mine is sadly lacking lamination though :(

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@brooklynROFL Wait this is spooky bc one hand has phone and this tweet, other hand:

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Yeah that’s what I thought too

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@colbyajohnson They don’t call it a *personal* assistant for nothing!!!

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As a small business owner, let me give some advice: double check that the note you’re using to draft texts to an ex in isn’t actually a *shared* note with your assistant 😃

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@kat_oconnor Undeniable truly

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Nothing but respect for my neighbor absolutely blasting the twilight soundtrack rn. Windows open.

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@jraywelch School snitches ought to do the trick!

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@kylefitzy8 Can confirm

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@brooklynROFL The hair 🫶

[Casey Frey @caseykfrey]

Yeah, women have a lot to learn.

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@sweetgreen @kylefitzy8 PLEASE I have literally had dreams about this

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@Agreenhalgh @kylefitzy8 Daddy*

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@Kitranada Me

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@Kitranada Yes

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@1babigail1 @KiralynM Hahah i had no idea… but this does validate the tweet :/

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Every gen z home

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@KiralynM You deserve the rug!!!