Alex Kaseberg

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Mom asked if I had been bad in Kindergarten, I said; "A little bit bad, but a whole lot funny."

[Alex Kaseberg @AlexKaseberg]

Why don't you just tell us, you douche-bags?

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Meghan Markle is demanding her royal name be restored.

So she is the Duchess of Douceness, her Royal Bitchness.

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Former friends of Meghan Markle are compiling a devastating tell-all book against Markle.

It is the worst thing to happen to Markle since her flying monkeys filed animal-abuse charges.

[💙Brittney💙 @AZ_Brittney]

Drop a 💙 for Jimmy Kimmel. He is meeting with ABC / Disney right now.

Let's send @ABC & @Disney a bunch notifications. GO GO GO🚦

[TheFrenchie @ML3democrats]

I support Jimmy Kimmel 100%

Drop a 💙 and RETWEET if you do too

[Protect Kamala Harris ✊ @DisavowTrump20]

First they came for Stephen Colbert. Now they are coming for Jimmy Kimmel. If you think it'll stop here, you are fooling yourself.

RETWEET if you stand with Kimmel and Colbert!

[Alex Kaseberg @AlexKaseberg]

Kash Patel always looks like he just sat on his testicles.

Kash Patel denies politicizing FBI in fiery grilling by Democratic senators | FBI | The Guardian https://t.co/Xo9fzEMgsz

[Alex Kaseberg @AlexKaseberg]

Yes

[Benonwine @benonwine]

YES or NO?

[𝕐o̴g̴ @Yoda4ever]

Pure joy..sound on..🐕🐾👶😍

[Alex Kaseberg @AlexKaseberg]

The Indiana Sparks - L.A. Fever WNBA game was stopped when someone threw a dildo on the court.

It was the biggest dildo on a basketball court since Detroit's Bill Lambeer.

[Alex Kaseberg @AlexKaseberg]

They're calling it the Geezers at Ceasars.

Floyd Mayweather, Mike Tyson Agree To Fight https://t.co/WSGdmOkhWf via @TMZ

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She looks like a zombie.

[Theresa Longo Fans @BarkJack_]

People are calling Miley Cyrus' shocking new look "iconic". What do you think? ❓🤔 I call it "different"

[Alex Kaseberg @AlexKaseberg]

Donald Trump has deployed warships to the Caribbean.

It's called Trump's Tiny Penis Convoy.

[Alex Kaseberg @AlexKaseberg]

Do you know how you can tell if Donald Trump and Meghan Markle are lying? If they are talking.

[Alex Kaseberg @AlexKaseberg]

Perennial boxing loser Joe Bugner has passed at 75.

The good news for Bugner is his chances of winning a fight have stayed the same.

[Alex Kaseberg @AlexKaseberg]

A woman was kicked off a Spirit Airlines flight when she began to kick and flail her arms wildly.

For the love of god, Supreme Court Justice Amy Coney Barrett, get some help.

[Alex Kaseberg @AlexKaseberg]

A woman was kicked off a Spirit Airlines flight when she began to kick and flail her arms wildly.

The incident occurred when the woman realized she was on a Spirit Airlines flight.

[Alex Kaseberg @AlexKaseberg]

The fittest town in the US is Arlington, VA.

The least fittest town is Lardassia, Ohio.

[Alex Kaseberg @AlexKaseberg]

Meghan Markle's lifestyle brand As Ever Is utterly collapsing.

It turns out being a shameless, talentless publicity whore is not as lucrative as Meghan thought.

[Alex Kaseberg @AlexKaseberg]

A League of Their Own 1992 - Shirley Baker can't read https://t.co/INy9BFPd8N via @YouTube