Alexandria Mendonca

[Alexandria Mendonca @AlexKate111]

@ABCSharkTank All I know is there are not 365 weeks in a year. In 10 years Mark would spend about 23 days making his bed. And the real question is who spends 9 minutes a day making their bed???

[Alexandria Mendonca @AlexKate111]

Glad the chickens won... but is @Edelman11 ok??? #Patriots #landedonhisdamnhead

[Alexandria Mendonca @AlexKate111]

@cautiousotter @drac11L @GreenlandMFA 😭 too soon

[Alexandria Mendonca @AlexKate111]

@GreenlandMFA This is the most eloquent “F*** Off” I think I have ever read. Thank you #Greenland

[Alexandria Mendonca @AlexKate111]

@nprfreshair I don’t know what kind of horrible high school John Powers went to or why he doesn’t know that Olivia Wilde spent 6 years on tv as a brilliant doctor but damn was that a bad movie review #booksmart

[Alexandria Mendonca @AlexKate111]

Hey #55 how much more do we have to pay you to stay on the right side of the line? #chiefs

[joseph bordeleau @itsjoethejudge]

What the absolute fuck am I listening to? #lionsbears #mikeposner

[Alexandria Mendonca @AlexKate111]

@NosleepPodcast Thank you for your opening David. I’m sorry that ppl in the LGBTQ community can’t even just enjoy scary stories w/out being attacked 😞💜

[Alexandria Mendonca @AlexKate111]

@MikeBloomberg @UN Thank you for caring about our planet’s future and acknowledging the reality and severity of this issue. ❤️

[Alexandria Mendonca @AlexKate111]

#stopmichaelbay

[Alexandria Mendonca @AlexKate111]

Let's do this! #johnsonhanks2020 #snl #therock #presidentscorpionking

[Alexandria Mendonca @AlexKate111]

@NosleepPodcast I was in the middle of an episode 😭 I swear it wasn't one I've listened to before...

[Alexandria Mendonca @AlexKate111]

10/10 grammar skills Target! #target #bytheeach #grammar #fail

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

Tonight's cold open with Kate McKinnon. #ChappelleOnSNL

[Alexandria Mendonca @AlexKate111]

@nbcsnl Kate McKinnon just made me cry. That was perfect. ❤️

[Alexandria Mendonca @AlexKate111]

LGBTQ+ ethnic disabled etc Americans we stand by u, we r u, u r important & needed! Please don't harm yourselves #LGBT #love #Mentalhealth

[Alexandria Mendonca @AlexKate111]

For ur info u don't actually owe fiduciary obligations to anyone when you are/are not paying PERSONAL taxes. #trump #hillary #garyjohnson

[Alexandria Mendonca @AlexKate111]

Is it just me or does @LionelRichie look like the math teacher from @RickandMorty? #mrspancakes #grammys #2+2=4

[truth @truthorange]

Congrats Big Tobacco you just made enemies with every cat lady in America. We will stop the #CATmageddon.
https://t.co/P7DvaJloii

[Alexandria Mendonca @AlexKate111]

@GaryandShannon its the US relationship with alcohol! In Europe women are told to "limit" intake because they don't go out and binge drink