Alex Kaubris

[Alex Kaubris @AlexKaubris]

Logan reading about current events on her newly discovered News app: “there’s literally so much drama”

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If you saw me taking my contacts out on the sidewalk outside of Blend at 1am… no you didn’t

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Logan just asked me if I remember what I talked about with a boy she went on a date with 2 months ago while she was in the bathroom. She’s cuckoo caca insahno fr

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@logey_b Eating eggs is such a minefield tbh. Can’t think too hard about em

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@logey_b We gotta get you listenin to some podcasts

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Bar carts are out.

Full service old-timey bars are in.

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@alisonsimard And that’s a good thing

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@logey_b Straight outta the tap #NoFilter

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Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene had $183,504 in PPP loans forgiven.

https://t.co/4FoCymt8TB

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Someone get Dolly Parton on the phone stat #dollychella

[billboard @billboard]

Kanye West has pulled out of his 2022 #Coachella headlining set, Billboard can confirm.

https://t.co/LVRDUizHdy

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The amount of sour cream that chipotle workers give me is a borderline micro aggression against my eastern european ass

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@logey_b Not unless you want to pay a lot more lol

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@logey_b Make it 7 months and there will be a room in eastie for you!

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“See you tomorrow” I say as I eat an expired 3.5 mg edible knowing full well it’s gonna knock me on my ass

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You can’t tell me that a greasy McDonald’s hash brown wouldn’t solve every problem I’m having right now

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The Costco food court is fully open again, nature is healing 💖💞💖

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@logey_b Hoiky doiky sounds like a slur 😶

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@logey_b Miss you and your grey hairs logey <3

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@delmccull I just rub in whatever shampoo drips down when I’m washing my hair... no soap needed lol