Alex Kealy

Stand-up comic + writer.

Host of @gigpigspodcast with @ivograham

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[Alex Kealy @alexkealy]

why tech billionaires shouldn't watch Christopher Nolan movies

[a rare photo of sean connery signed by roger moore @steamedhamms]

it’s 2029. the general election is tomorrow. andy burnham allies insist he’s found a seat. sources close to wes streeting say he’s got the numbers. al carns is ready to run. rayner or miliband will run to stop wes. starmer refuses to name a timetable for his departure.

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the two genders

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@thetobywatson @Guestimators @bushontheradio @mattycutler @williamnichols @lockitinstudio Here you go! https://t.co/ooyH99z32G

[Are You a Guestimator? @Guestimators]

❌❌ THIS WEEK'S QUIZ HAS CLOSED ❌❌

Did you top the leaderboard?

The first place to find out is on tomorrow's podcast with the hilarious @alexkealy.

Out first thing in all the usual places.

🎙️ Podcast subscribe: https://t.co/tdzuBHAKjZ

[The Rat Pack Stand-up Comedy @_theratpack]

FRIDAY! Another ace lineup @CamdenComedy
615pm Multi award-winning comedian @nathancassidy new show Ewwww! ★★★★ The Times
8pm inc BBC's Now Show & Jack Dee support @alexkealy, @funnywomen winner Kate Cheka + music mayhem from Si & Steve
BOOK NOW! https://t.co/NEMiF8MdXT

[Alexander Bennett @AlexyBennett]

This time next week see a superb line up at This Is Not A Cult @CamdenComedy on the 18th November featuring @JozNorris @HollyJoySpills @LukeRollason @alexkealy @ShutUpAndrea @alexbertanades
Tickets - https://t.co/A2knCvyuHp

[Alexander Bennett @AlexyBennett]

Hey you! Come see a superb line up at This Is Not A Cult @CamdenComedy on the 18th November featuring @JozNorris @HollyJoySpills @LukeRollason @alexkealy @ShutUpAndrea @alexbertanades
Tickets - https://t.co/A2knCvz2wX

[Alexander Bennett @AlexyBennett]

A superb line up at This Is Not A Cult @CamdenComedy on the 18th November featuring @JozNorris @HollyJoySpills @LukeRollason @alexkealy @ShutUpAndrea @alexbertanades
Tickets - https://t.co/A2knCvz2wX

[Times Radio @TimesRadio]

“Can I say as a lefty Elon Musk hater that I still don’t think the pay package is actually insane?”

Tesla would only reach an $8 trillion valuation in a “magic Narnia world”, so Tesla shareholders can promise Musk what they like, says stand-up comic @AlexKealy.

@GeoffNorcott

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@papaspai Hahaha

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"you have a room temperature IQ"

me, knowing that is 293 in Kelvin, the SI unit for temperature: th...thank you

[Alex Kealy @alexkealy]

Posting before Life of a Showgirl critical consensus moves up from 2 stars, might delete later

[Andy Churnwell @churnwell]

Oasis weren’t just a band. They were a MOVEMENT. Working class lads who made it big. But yeah, keep tweeting from your iPhone with your skinny oat latte about how they’re "ploddy music for coked up dads". Absolute clowns.

[no earthquake (undignified) @no_earthquake]

LLMs have convincingly demonstrated that coding is the easiest activity, maths is medium hard, and having taste is the hardest

[Alex Kealy @alexkealy]

@SomeNiceFun noooooooo

[Mark Nelson @marknelsoncomic]

Fringe venues once again embarrassing themselves for god knows how many years now.

This is a shocking decision and the dignity Philip has shown is to be applauded.

[Alex Kealy @alexkealy]

@benjrigby1 @buxtonfringe @underthefringe Thank you for coming, I had a blast!

[Ben Rigby @benjrigby1]

Had a terrific day @buxtonfringe yesterday, the delightful Ordsall Acappella Singers, the brilliantly funny @alexkealy keeping us going in the heat @underthefringe #WorkingsMensClub, and ending with Jake Rowland's #PieceOfWork emotionally walloping me. Want to see them all again.

[The Rat Pack Stand-up Comedy @_theratpack]

TONIGHT @CamdenComedy
Come for air-conditioning, stay for comedy!
615 @nathancassidy ★★★★ 'Untouchable' The Times
8pm The Rat Pack
@AliWoodsGigs 'The real deal' Evening Standard
Mags McHugh BBC Naked Lunch
@alexkealy BBC Now Show
GRAB TICKETS from £6
https://t.co/hHCIT2NEVM

[Alex Kealy @alexkealy]

@AwesomeJames85 hahaha, direct message and I'll explain