Alex Kendall

Apparently on twitter you make your life sound more interesting than it is, didn't get that memo

[Alex Kendall @AlexKendall96]

R u feelin ok xbox? U tryin 2 make witcher 4 or..?

[Alex Kendall @AlexKendall96]

Come on radioheaddddd, gimmee gimmee gimmee https://t.co/UgEdky4RvE

[Alex Kendall @AlexKendall96]

Da daaaaa dadada daa daaaaa dadada daa daaaaa DUMM DUMM DUMM DUMMMM * skips round house swinging ruler like a lightsaber*

[Alex Kendall @AlexKendall96]

FINALLY my purgatory has ended FINALLY i get to see Star Wars

[Alex Kendall @AlexKendall96]

Who allowed single beds to be a thing? Where do i keep my snacks and/or lego, i feel opressed

[LUCKY PUNKS @LUCKYPUNKSBAND]

Get ready for a wild Monday night at the keys

[Alex Kendall @AlexKendall96]

Not even Love Actually has given me those Christmas feels, just reminded me i need to buy a turtleneck

[Maude Garrett @maudegarrett]

I wonder just how many people are cramming in marathons of @starwars as the ultimate catch up before #TheForceAwakens. Go on, show of hands?

[Alex Kendall @AlexKendall96]

Ran out of panties, had to resort to wearing my sports shorts, they're Lycra and tight and ugh, unnecessarily proactive for today #nochill

[Alex Kendall @AlexKendall96]

Had Instagram for perhaps 4 hours, already a crippling Insta-hoe

[Alex Kendall @AlexKendall96]

Always a weird day after submission, suddenly you bump into architects.. in public... and theyre not even crying

[El @EllenWhiteyy]

who wants to run away with me to a sloth sanctuary and become a sloth and generally have a gr9 stress free time?

[Alex Kendall @AlexKendall96]

I need to stop weeping every time i see a new star wars trailer

[Alex Kendall @AlexKendall96]

Hobbies include: watching that video of heath ledger giving his fan a kiss (no other hobbies needed)

[Alex Kendall @AlexKendall96]

Since sitting down I have taken 73 steps, my pedometer is the only one who gets me

[Alex Kendall @AlexKendall96]

HOW HAVE I ALREADY GOT THIS MUCH WORK #neverbored

[Alex Kendall @AlexKendall96]

Why is pinterest trying to find me a gurlf? Apparently we both have a creepy obsession with staircases #marriagematerial

[Alex Kendall @AlexKendall96]

Our shower is SO sensitive, one nudge into the red and im anakin skywalker towards the end of ep3

[Alex Kendall @AlexKendall96]

I think that's pretty undeniable justification for why I do my degree because they're all like that, absolute pros

[Alex Kendall @AlexKendall96]

How can you be that pro at life?