Alex Koeppel

[Alex Koeppel @AlexKoeppel1]

Josh Hader makes me think of this Looney Toons GIF when he pitches for our #Padres...

[Alex Koeppel @AlexKoeppel1]

DFA Hader! #Padres

[Alex Koeppel @AlexKoeppel1]

Come on, #Padres! This isn't the Dodgers you're facing! No more stranded runners!!!

[Alex Koeppel @AlexKoeppel1]

Damn rule book double! #Padres

[Alex Koeppel @AlexKoeppel1]

@Padres Fucking Dodgers!!! 😡

[Alex Koeppel @AlexKoeppel1]

@Padres "How can we get back on the right track?!"

[Alex Koeppel @AlexKoeppel1]

Hard to keep the faith when the #Padres trail the Dodgers by a large deficit of runs. Don't blame me!

[Alex Koeppel @AlexKoeppel1]

I'm just as disgusted with that fat pitch as that nose pick in the Twins dugout! #Padres

[Alex Koeppel @AlexKoeppel1]

@Mudcat55 You're not alone in saying you don't like sand. Anakin Skywalker said it's coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.

[Alex Koeppel @AlexKoeppel1]

@SeaWorld What do you call it when whales make music?

An "orca-stra."

[Alex Koeppel @AlexKoeppel1]

@Padres Get rid of Rogers!!!

[Alex Koeppel @AlexKoeppel1]

@Padres And we lose another 1-0 lead! Are you effing kidding me?!

[Alex Koeppel @AlexKoeppel1]

Having seen that Law Tigers commercial several times, Tatis should have given them a call after that motorcycle accident. #Padres

[Alex Koeppel @AlexKoeppel1]

Happy slurpee day! #Simpsons

[Alex Koeppel @AlexKoeppel1]

@Mudcat55 All the more reason for me to buy a pet toy at Petco. 🐱

[Alex Koeppel @AlexKoeppel1]

@Padres

[Alex Koeppel @AlexKoeppel1]

LET'S FINISH THIS, BOYS!!! #BeatLA #Padres

[Alex Koeppel @AlexKoeppel1]

Another loss coming up. I HOPE I JINXED IT!!! #Padres

[Alex Koeppel @AlexKoeppel1]

Trent Grisham you magnificent bastard! #Padres

[Alex Koeppel @AlexKoeppel1]

@SD_Sports19 And their fans.