Alex Turner

worst ramp agent ever, single father of 1, friend to cats everywhere. admirer of good looking woman since 1985

[Alex Turner @AlexLCTurner]

@McVities please check your email regarding my plans for an automated Jaffa cake delivery system from your Glasgow factory to my couch. Thank you.

[Alex Turner @AlexLCTurner]

@DrRitaDed Of course your hair looks like that and you’re harping on about taking people’s hard earned money. This is soviet russia big man. Communism doesn’t work.

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@Mannyrodri1 @warsurv Did you know that They’re, they are, and their exist? Cant call someone stupid when you can use the correct one dumbo.

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@elonmusk @elonmusk did you ever play kerbal space program when you where younger? Love that game

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@TheFellaEnto @DanBilzerian Not really it’s easy to tell who’s lying. As Theres litrelly still missiles and drones flying after trump said they had run out or been destroyed.

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@Scl_70_Sarah @DanBilzerian It’s not just you removed their leaders who you killed was the ayatollah of Shia Muslims. You can equate that to killing the pope and wondering why all catholics around the world are angry.

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@Dizm_Da_Don @johnnyddavidson Look at the boys name neal Rigga but he’s offended cos a man suffered his disability on tv. Wow

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@Sentletse Wow can’t wait to go there for the World Cup and get killed

[Hen Mazzig @HenMazzig]

In Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿, on a bus, a man started spewing hatred: “F*ck Israel! If you’re Jewish, f*ck you. Yehudi, Jewish, f*ck them.”

But this time, a brave Scottish man stood up to him. He told him to shut up, that no one needed to hear his antisemitic speech on the bus:

“People are all going through their own sh*t, we don’t need to listen to you going on about Jews and f*ck this and Palestine that. Shut your f***ing mouth, right? Just be quiet and don’t say anything else.”

Thank you to this man who stood up! Would you have done the same?

[Alex Turner @AlexLCTurner]

@vladimirputiniu Other Africans?

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@gordongekko @Joey7Barton U mean Technically good at doing the dishes

[Alex Turner @AlexLCTurner]

@jadenetager Eh you’ve Clearly not listened to live at knebworth or the itunes times flies live albums. @liamgallagher get a load of this fucking guy what an asshole.

[Alex Turner @AlexLCTurner]

@LittleTinRobot @HumzaYousaf Well said

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@ip5ofacto @SkyNews 👀

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@ScotGovFM If you’ve to name the Ukrainian refugee you want to give your room to but you don’t know any how are you supposed to do that? #Ukraine #Refugees #UKgovernment

[Alex Turner @AlexLCTurner]

@_pilotbeacon_ @MFA_Ukraine @ZelenskyyUa @DmytroKuleba @KremlinRussia_E Your hard

[Alex Turner @AlexLCTurner]

Of course your name is Nigel!

[Alex Turner @AlexLCTurner]

What’s the deal then with @BorisJohnson? When is he resigning? Most folk in scotland want him gone after the latest. Rotten to the core so they are.

[Alex Turner @AlexLCTurner]

@imalextu_turner People usually buy me dinner first

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@mickpm66 I would hazard a guess that there is a moderate amount of Cocaine in his system there 😂