Alex Langosch

Frequently burning myself on various items

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This is the best thing in my life

[R.L. Stine @RL_Stine]

@apzuc @AlexLangosch Haha. Really?

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@itswillsworld You know I’ll be there. Just make sure to check who’s sitting behind you

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Jeremy Allen White should be Wonka. Have all the Oompa Loompas be like “YES CHOCOLATIER!”

[Ari Drennen @AriDrennen]

Lori Smith had never designed a wedding website when she filed this case. She fabricated a request from a fictional couple, and the ADF took it all the way to the top. There is truly no limit to the lies these people will tell to protect the delusion of their victimhood.

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@coppertonebb https://t.co/iqMwEnsBbh

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@danokeefe86 Hate to break it to you bud but

https://t.co/Bg6sjVSWhQ

[NPR Music @nprmusic]

All the way from New Zealand, it’s ⁦@THEBETHS⁩ at the Tiny Desk. https://t.co/S799uVErJP

[Alex Langosch @AlexLangosch]

The camera. 🤝 The photos.

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We’re back!

Up next. Spirited (2022)

Scroogeness: 10
Would it change us: 7
Presumed faithfulness: .5
Enjoyability: 4.5

Final thoughts: Pogo Ghosts

[Alex Langosch @AlexLangosch]

For the holidays, @apzuc and I are going to try and watch every iteration of A Christmas Carol put to film and TV, ranking them based on scroogeness, if we personally would have changed, how faithful it is to the book we presume as we've never read it, and enjoyability. A thread:

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Up next. An All Dogs Christmas Carol (1998)

Scroogeness: 3
Would it change us: 1
Presumed faithfulness: 1.5
Enjoyability: 2

Final thoughts: Did I forget to log this movie? Yes. Could I tell you what happened an hour after I watched it. Nope.

[Alex Langosch @AlexLangosch]

Knew @THEBETHS would be at the top. Listen to their new album its great!

[Letterboxd @letterboxd]

*GIVEAWAY* @PhilTippett’s Mad God—the fifth highest-rated horror film of 2022 on Letterboxd so far—is releasing on SteelBook DVD/Blu-ray December 6, 2022 and we have 10 copies to give away.

To enter, simply QT with your Letterboxd four faves to go into the draw.

[Alex Langosch @AlexLangosch]

I'm talking about movies again on the internet! Will this be the episode that bans me from being a guest again? Listen and find out!

[In Conclusion: A Movie Podcast! @AndInConclusion]

Check out my latest #podcast https://t.co/OVOvkzGMoa on #Podbean

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Ever heard of the album Graceland? Super underground

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NOOOOOOOOOOO

[Bloomberg @business]

L.A.'s iconic Staples Center to be renamed as https://t.co/1aQemhmjuy Arena https://t.co/5HLpPpxrt5

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I was a drippy child

[Joe Pera @JosephPera]

Less than a month away:

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I went to a Haunted House last night and during security I had to empty my pockets and forgot I had large tokens with me. The security guard asked if they were sobriety chips and I was too embarrassed to tell him they were actually beluga whale medallions from the Shedd Aquarium

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I am The Great Pumpkin

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Some people's dream cars are Ferraris or Lamborghinis, but mine was and will always be the 2008 Chrysler Town and Country with the swivel seats and table, because a car is only as good as its accessibility for a game of Highway Uno

[Alex Langosch @AlexLangosch]

Im tired.

Why dont you go to bed earlier?

I cant fall asleep.

Why cant you fall asleep?

Because I take a 2 hour nap after work.

Well dont take a nap after work.

But im tired.