Alex Leak

[Alex Leak @AlexLeak_]

Sometimes I cry while chopping carrots to make sure the onions don't think they're ugly.

[Alex Leak @AlexLeak_]

Locking in the ParLe

[LeBron James @KingJames]

Y'all know I love football. With that said I'm thinking about doing my picks of the week(NFL games) tomorrow on IG live before they start. I did pick Detroit over GB TNF. Anyways we'll see 🤔🤷🏾‍♂️

[Alex Leak @AlexLeak_]

Edmonton likes math so much they named their hockey team after a formula #LetsGoOilers

[Alex Leak @AlexLeak_]

@catiewallace_ @jil_slander *stummy

[Alex Leak @AlexLeak_]

Normalize saying “you’re welcome” when bands thank the crowd

[Alex Leak @AlexLeak_]

ROLL TIDE

[Alex Leak @AlexLeak_]

Ryan Day to all the Ohio State helmets at halftime

[Alex Leak @AlexLeak_]

That’s the only car brand I know. Sorry I didn’t grow up in an auto body shop, uh, buffing exteriors okay?

[Alex Leak @AlexLeak_]

Car brands as types of acne medication, a thread:

[Alex Leak @AlexLeak_]

Mercedes Benz as Benzoyl Peroxide

[Alex Leak @AlexLeak_]

So dried cranberries can be called craisins, but dried plums and sun dried tomatoes can’t be called plaisins and tomaisins???

[Alex Leak @AlexLeak_]

When I pull an all nighter

[Alex Leak @AlexLeak_]

Thinking about who I am, he is

[Alex Leak @AlexLeak_]

I’m craving a chili dog rn 🌭 :/

[Alex Leak @AlexLeak_]

@delaney_eber *pillar

[Alex Leak @AlexLeak_]

You ever think someone is unpleased to announce something on LinkedIn? Something like: “Unpleased to announce I just got laid off and the CEO just got a bonus equal to my salary😕 #javaprogramming #universityofalabama”

[Alex Leak @AlexLeak_]

What’s the point of cabinets? Why don’t we just have shelves? Why am I trying to hide where the cups are from my house guests?

[Alex Leak @AlexLeak_]

Haven’t hit the quan in so long I’m starting to forget what it even looks like 😔

[Alex Leak @AlexLeak_]

Crazy how all moms’ birthdays are today

[Alex Leak @AlexLeak_]

So if you married a dude made out of gum named Hubert, would he be your hubba bubba hubby Hubie?