Leftie_Alex

uhhh I like pokemon a lot! also I play ssbu pretty well I guess || *＊✿❀🖤 @inviqidee 🤍❀✿＊* (is the goat of all time despite how many times it bites me)

[Leftie_Alex @AlexLeftie]

My phone upgraded about 4 models today. It no longer has a functioning home button after I dropped it 10 feet onto concrete

At least the headphone jack still works

[🦅 @JayZ0verrat3d]

after all them years of calling dude sleepy joe is CRAZY

[Longswordwife @Longswordwife]

Christianity is so funny bc any religion that takes itself seriously would find it insulting to put the Word of God on a piece of cardboard meant to be covered in slop and thrown in the trash

[clove🍀 @clvrfawn]

Why the fuck would the A in lgbtqia stand for Ally? That is not an identity that is just being a decent human 😭

[fish marriage @corviiid]

the panic when i accidentally hit the dumbfuck gr*k button is the closest ive come to re-experiencing the panic of accidentally hitting the internet button on my phone in my teens and had to back out before it cost me millions. in the present example the currency is my integrity

[oskar @OzzyAussieOtty]

genuinely how is it a bad thing to have empathy for people you don't necessarily know

[glitchy @glitchy_potat]

I can’t help but feel bad for the Lego designers too because imagine waiting years to make the set of your dreams, only to be told by higher-ups that you have to ruin the look and incorporate the AI-powered Brickjamen Netanyahu

[Pistachio 🇮🇷 🇵🇸 @HarleyShah]

Congratulations to Israel for outdoing the Nazis, who didn't even bomb historical sites like the palace of Versailles

[Jakey Faden @KeyJay115]

Low socks are a sensory nightmare from hell designed by Hitlerian disciples.

[Reed Carringer @rcarringer]

Yes. I’m in favor of tax dollars paying for literacy. Hope this helps!

[adrienne @barelytolerabIe]

Imagine blowing 30 years of search engine dominance—so much so that your website became a verb—only to kill your search engine in favor of a inferior product only tech bros and their sycophants like.

[nathan @tinselgaiety]

there’s actually a really good film about why this is bad. it’s called the lego movie

[Dennis M. Hogan @dennismhogan]

I think a giant imperial military blob with an unwieldy and overfunded warfare state making catastrophic tactical decisions by misusing expensive equipment in unsuitable conditions is among the most believable things in that entire movie

[Verm @SINKPlSSER]

Auto Manufacturers after 2011:

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Boilers32 It most definitely was not. I would never have forgotten my drugs.

[@itslaylas on upscrolled 🪬 @itslaylas]

i think health insurance companies should be charged with murder if they intentionally deny a patient a lifesaving medication or procedure. if they want to act like doctors, they need to face the consequences. if a healthcare provider does that, we can lose our licenses.

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

This is what a holocaust looks like.

[Mega Lopunny ex @gale_thruster]

i miss when people collected cards because they liked the art and the pokemon featured on them. i really do.

[danisha carter @danishacarterr]

“UM AcKsHUaLlY iTs NoT FReE Our TaXEs PaY FOr It” yeah it’s almost as if that’s what our taxes should be paying for instead of israel day parades