Alex Jarsons

Proud owner of a dog, tiny human and Vauxhall insignia 15 plate. Professional stunt man and old fashioned thrill seeker.

[Alex Jarsons @AlexLemonparty]

@_philipcummings Oh dear x2

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That’s child abuse and he’s a raging nonce

[Rudy @theneonrequiem]

Oh look, it's the completely well adjusted and not at all disturbed bloke @itvnews platformed as a "mother" feeding an infant man tit gunk because the biological validation of an adult trumps the needs of a child.

I can't believe I'm having to say this in 2023 but in case you didn't know, the reason why female breast milk is THE ONLY human milk a child should be receiving is because its specific nutritional value and component percentages can only be produced in the female body. Breast milk and its mechanisms are so complex that there are compounds within it that scientists don't even understand.

Even the rate at which it is produced is meticulously regulated by a woman's body. For example, it's consistency and chemical make-up changes towards the end of a feed which signals to the child when feeding time is coming to an end.

These biological functions simply cannot be replicated by taking cross-sex hormones.

What you're doing for your own selfish affirmation is child neglect. Children need vital nutrients, particularly during this early stage of life, for healthy development. You are starving their vital organs of nourishment by engaging in this behaviour instead of giving the child formula and it is my sincere hope that our lawmakers take note and criminalise this accordingly.

We really ought to petition the powers that be on that. This idiocy needs to stop.

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@Chapman_36 @Sportingbet_com @AllanAChap Don’t worry lad it’s a shite hole

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@1jackrough @RaithRovers @SPFLTrust Cry more Bitch boy

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I wanked Kane off so good I’ve got a fuck triple h

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@StuartMilne11 Get the jail for that

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Inject in to my arse piece !!

[afcstuff @afcstuff]

THAT feeling when Reiss Nelson scored.

The Emirates Stadium was bouncing. 🤯

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@C_Innes97 The end of the season is all that matters. I’ll get back to you

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@blainerodger What a handsome young lady

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@StuartMilne11 Same here lad

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@Chapman_36 @DirtyFootbaIIer Got the ball play on

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@StuartMilne11 Please stop cumming on bairns

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@Chapman_36 @JoshEvans_ Well that’s fucking excellent

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@markya86 @maxrushden Surely it’ll reopen marky boy

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@Chapman_36 @fesshole No homo

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@Chapman_36 @nocontextfooty Classic

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@scott_mcdonaldX 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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COYG❤️

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@Chapman_36 @SkyFootball Go on a mazey, get out of breath then nail someone 😂 classic