Allie

Elvis Jagger Abdul Jabbar. Countryclub Badboy. Fiskers don't make noise when they start up, just so you know. Wes Anderson invented Symmetry.

[Allie @AlexLewis93]

After lockdown, I’m gonna walk around Central with this in my ear whilst wearing the most gaudy pinstripe suit with a briefcase and start yelling wanky financial jargon.

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The new @CurzonCinemas app is a downgrade from the last one. Might actually start checking listings on the website instead of this.

When you click on a film and then back, it scrolls you to the top again.

Can’t browse by each day.

And can’t have more than 5 venues saved?

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@trussliz You’re a traitor to this country

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@CanadianQuoter @TaraBull The entitlement is strong

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@TommyHilfiger bought this in February. Haven’t worn it until this week - huge hole down the side after wearing it 4 times.

Rubbish!

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@sisterssofmercy M1-A1

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@RoworthJack @reformparty_uk Ew

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

Truly awful people

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@Neccccy About as much as I need a hole in the head.

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@danwootton Why do you give a shit Dan? You’re not gonna watch it regardless.

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@kkkeelers RIP Game Fareham

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@conor_brn I’m not much of a drinker and my friends and I very rarely go to the pub. Do I give a shit that other people do? Not at all.

Why do people seem to think that just because they don’t do something means everyone else should also not do that thing?

Just let people live 🙄

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@KFC_ES

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@liamtuffs1 What a load of waffle.

Also… Kings Cross from Victoria is 10 minutes on the tube. 30 minutes plus in a taxi. 😂

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

its a scam 😭

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@LeeAndersonMP_ You guys are so goddamn weird. Priorities all over the place.

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@dave24144975 Nothing to worry about when Ollie Ball is on the case.

[ale @swiftbairds]

not when this scene exists

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@SenseiCarl_ I just got to this bit in the episode and I don’t think anyone knew were this was going…

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@SenseiCarl_ Sore Arse