Alex L Reed

a dumb bitch who can’t close a cabinet.

[Alex L Reed @AlexLoganReed]

after much consideration I’ve decided my retirement plan is to starve to death

[Alex L Reed @AlexLoganReed]

@EA Battlefront 3 pls

[Alex L Reed @AlexLoganReed]

If I get morbed and I'm high on heroin does Mobius also get high? @JaredLeto

[Alex L Reed @AlexLoganReed]

@RepMaryMiller racist

[Alex L Reed @AlexLoganReed]

I’ve noticed that I subconsciously started referring to people I don’t know as ‘they’. and I just want to brag that I’m better than all of you because of that.

[Alex L Reed @AlexLoganReed]

Uncle Owen roasting Obi Wan in the Kenobi trailer is just foreshadowing for when Uncle Owen gets roasted

[Alex L Reed @AlexLoganReed]

Someone shit in the changing room at H&M

[Alex L Reed @AlexLoganReed]

Veggie tales is my favorite anime.

[Alex L Reed @AlexLoganReed]

@T1VialGo You mean Ohio?

[Sydney Bray @sydsguidetolife]

When I think of Steak ‘n Shake I think of two things.

[Alex L Reed @AlexLoganReed]

@elonmusk can you use your insurmountable wealth to bribe Wikipedia to require the Oxford Comma on all articles?

[Mike Birbiglia @birbigs]

This #GivingTuesday, I'm standing w @cityharvest to help feed our NYC neighbors struggling w food insecurity. Every $1 helps feed 5 NYers for a day. I’ll pledge $1 for the 1st 5,000 like & retweet. Donate @ https://t.co/W7nZWg5r8I #WeAreCityHarvest Please consider giving locally.

[rachael🍌 @rachaelxss]

y’all know $15/hr still isn’t a living wage right ?

[charlie @chunkbardey]

newsflash babe: 1/2 is 2/3 of 3/4

[Alex L Reed @AlexLoganReed]

Today I learned the only thing keeping me alive day by day is my friends sending me memes on messenger. I am struggling.

[Alex L Reed @AlexLoganReed]

Some dude just called me a bitch because I didn’t want to buy crack from him.

[Alex L Reed @AlexLoganReed]

I have the time management skills of a dumb bitch.

[Sydney Bray @sydsguidetolife]

Why do people always give young people advice that they literally never asked for

[Alex L Reed @AlexLoganReed]

My wife bought me a flannel jacket for this fall. I think she’s trying to dress me as the lesbian she’s always wanted.

[Alex L Reed @AlexLoganReed]

Astrology feels like space racism.