Alex Long

Vaccinated Covid-19 Omicron Variant Survivor

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

Unreal camera cut to the Norwegian fans doing the Conga line as the Mets let up a 3 run home run

[sean @_sn_n]

MAGA after Trump solves a problem he literally caused in the first place

[Indiana Football @IndianaFootball]

There's no place like Bloomington. ⚪️🔴

[The Bulwark @BulwarkOnline]

Trump: "I didn't guarantee no war."

Trump guaranteeing no more wars:

[Ben @TheHurricaneBen]

Max Muncy is a disgrace to the game of baseball. Dirty player. Dirty human being.

[Ford Martin @Ford_Martin_]

This might be the greatest call I've ever heard to end a motorsports event.

Absolute chills @wbuxtonofficial

[Donhammed Trumpistan @TheRealDon85]

If high gas prices upset you, remember it’s a small price to pay for a nuke that didn’t exist and a Strait that was already open

[Jess Margera @jessmargera]

The fuckin president is asleep and the sec of health is ranting about teenage cum hahah why is this on the news

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

"HOT DOGS" right into an absolute bomb. Peak baseball

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Amazing how quickly “gun violence” matters when there’s a golden ballroom attached to it, but not when it’s children sitting in class.

[kendall 🏆 @kendelliott]

IU has to find a way to stop the Little 500 takeover that has happened the last few years

It was always wild but it was never dangerous. As an alum I feel bad for the students who have had this experience taken from them

[Angela Ganote @angelaganote]

Waking up this morning and I am sad and angry.

9 people were injured early this morning in a shooting on Kirkwood in Bloomington during Little 500 weekend.

Bloomington Police say they were stationed in the area due to it being Little 5 weekend when they heard multiple gunshots and the crowd started running.

If you don’t know Little 500 weekend, it’s a bike race, but it’s also the biggest party weekend of the year. Kirkwood was filled with thousands of students and people visiting.

Police say they immediately found multiple wounded people.

At this point, we still don’t know how many were hit directly with bullets, bullet fragments or if anyone was injured during the chaos after.

Ambulances took the injured, a Bloomington Police officer took someone in their own squad car, and two were driven by personal
vehicles for treatment of injuries.

Police have no suspects and nobody in custody.

I was on Kirkwood with with my daughter and her friends on Friday afternoon. We literally played Yahtzee in Kilroy’s. I was gone before before 6PM.

My son went to visit his sister, an IU student, Saturday during the day and I knew there would be a shooting, and I told him “I don’t want you shot” so he came home before 6PM.

I am praying for the 9 injured and their families. We don’t want to live this way. We shouldn’t have to tell our kids you can’t be somewhere because you might be shot.

Please don’t remain silent.

Anyone with information about the shooting, or who may have video of the shooting, is asked to contact Detective Chris Scott at 812-339-4477.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Now they know how students feel when this kind of thing happens in their schools.

[Ati @atioberoi]

No allegations

No affairs

No coverups

Just a horrible NFL GM

[James Li @5149jamesli]

AMAZING!! $51 BILLION DOLLARS later, we are back to where we were on February 28.

WINNING!!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[💕 Brittany Belle 💕 @BrittanyinTexas]

One of Jon Stewart’s all-time best clips:

“The presidency is supposed to age the president, not the people. Even the people of Hungary stood up and said f**k this. Remember these moments of hope… and we’ll get there soon.”

[greg @greg16676935420]

IRS: you owe us taxes

Me: how much do I owe?

IRS: you get to figure that out

Me: can I just pay what I want?

IRS: no we know exactly how much you owe but you have to guess the number too

Me: what if I guess wrong?

IRS: jail

Happy tax day!

[BlueDream @58bugeye]

It wasn’t a picture of me as Jesus it was a picture of me as a doctor because I help a lot of people.