Alex Major

[Alex Major @AlexMajor97]

“Look up at the stars and not down at your feet. Try to make sense of what you see, and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious.”
-Stephen Hawking

[Alex Major @AlexMajor97]

@jordanluvscats Sending you hugs 🤗🥹 There's always time in the future to jump back into working full time! 😊 Do what makes you happy ❤️

[Kao @Kaori_Ino]

happy large boulder the size of a small boulder day to those who celebrate

[Alex Major @AlexMajor97]

Don't mind me. I'll just be taking the next 1-2 years as a period of mourning for yet another internet dog that I had become wildly attached to 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Alex Major @AlexMajor97]

When I get on the internet and see these scandals, I get closer and closer to fully becoming 85 years old because I have no idea who anyone is 🤷

[Alex Major @AlexMajor97]

I vote that tacos are the best meal based on cost/easiness to make/yumminess ratio 🌮😍

[Alex Major @AlexMajor97]

Not gonna lie, every time I hear about a couple getting married that met on an app I die a little inside 🙃

[Alex Major @AlexMajor97]

People buying extremely cheap clothing online and then being shocked when it looks cheap is something I just do not understand 🤔

[Alex Major @AlexMajor97]

I got a light sunburn on my face today because I left my visor at home. I'm always so careful and when does this happen? The day before a dermatologist appointment. 🙃🙃🙃🙃

They're gonna yell at me, I can feel it

[Alex Major @AlexMajor97]

I'm about to start an anti-smoking campaign in TN cause there are more smokers here than I have ever seen in my life 😳

[Alex Major @AlexMajor97]

Feeling rich because I bought name brand contact solution 🤑

[Alex Major @AlexMajor97]

I have never seen so many people smoking cigarettes as I have since moving to TN. What the heck is happening here? 🙃

[Alex Major @AlexMajor97]

Considering taking some time at the pool today to just scream under water. It's called therapy look it up 🙃

[Alex Major @AlexMajor97]

Ah nothing like experiencing great healthcare...

Aka having a mental breakdown in the Walgreens bathroom because you can't get a prescription because it's $800 🙃

[Alex Major @AlexMajor97]

@Kloppy5 😭😭😭😭

[TODAY @TODAYshow]

Is today going to be a bones or no bones day? 🦴

@jongraz and Noodle the pug are back in studio!

[Alex Major @AlexMajor97]

Man is it gonna be a blast moving to Tennessee the day before my job starts 🙃🙃

But also remaining ~positive~ because I'm starting my dream job and have a place to live 🥰

[Alex Major @AlexMajor97]

Today is the first day in months that I didn't have to wake up for something. There's nothing I have to do today, which feels insane. I'm so happy ☺️☺️☺️

[Preston D. Mitchum @PrestonMitchum]

I pretend I’m OK but deep down I miss Abbott Elementary. ☹️