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@DailyLoud "You break, you buy!" - Xi Jinping

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This is about to be be the longest running segment on Maury...

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Bonnie Blue, known for sleeping with 1,057 men in under 24 hours is reportedly pregnant

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@aaronbergcomedy When a random study exposes you for being ugly, it's now a political statement: https://t.co/z7uW4RipRi

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@nypost Serious question: who ranks the neo-nazis and do they have to battle for rankings by doing head to head nazi trivia?

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69k on my special in Thin Lips rules. Thanks everyone for watching and sharing. You can watch the spesh here. https://t.co/agNIUe5wDa

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@KILLTONY @TheGarden @TonyHinchcliffe @redban Very appropriate to reuse the design of NYC condoms available at every gay bar

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@Dannyjokes If the video is going viral, maybe she can meet someone that way. Also, who complains about getting freebies? That would make my night.

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@oocmma The Key & Peele sketch is coming true! https://t.co/qUWpsNSZj9

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@likekoolaid @_Shaner_Comedy_ Oh shit, you know kinda famous people?!

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@rawtism69 Their parents paid $300K for their degree in dance so you better respect it!

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@UFCNews @JamahalH @MeganOlivi The pocket placement on that Venum jacket is trash. Look at him trying to put his right hand in the pocket only to realize there isn't one.

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@aaronbergcomedy My favorite part was the guy on the horse doing a nazi salute. A little on the nose.

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It took 6 women equally as strong as any normal man to take on that superhuman bigot

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@nypost She can toss my salad any day of the week

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@OliLondonTV Mia Khalifa dropping new vids?

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@Duke_Lucas_ Soccer cleats on black ice. Only one way that can end.

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@theapplehub My wife says 6.1" is too small. Apparently she wants at least 9"

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@likekoolaid Why do you have 1 ball though?

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@rawtism69 You know what else is free? The FUN Mic every Monday at Freddy's Bar

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@k1llacourt Why are all these Palestinian supporters trying to incite panic? I thought Jews controlled the media. Shouldn't they stop it?

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