Alex Markowitz

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[EA SPORTS NHL @EASPORTSNHL]

All Hail Cale 🥬 #NHL24

Stanley Cup Champ, Norris Winner, and your official NHL 24 Cover Athlete

See the full reveal 8/16
➡️ https://t.co/PM1LlFQRAu

[Boston Bruins @NHLBruins]

Brothers for life.

#MerciBergy

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

I always tweet this when I’m drunk but the fact that Gordon Bombay told the limo driver to drive on a frozen pond is fucking crazy, but what’s even crazier is that Charlie’s mom was like who the fuck do you think you are driving on this pond and putting these kids lives in danger? (I don’t blame her, she’s a mother and she was concerned that some dude on probation was driving cars on a pond) and then Gordon was like calm down you crazy bitch I used to play hockey on this pond my whole life, so that means I automatically know the engineering behind the amount of pressure that frozen pond water can withstand in relation to the weight of this limousine that I’m somehow in because I wanted to impress a bunch of 9 year olds and also I just did an 8 ball to myself. And she was like I don’t give a fuck dude, you’re sketchy, and then he just brushed it off that he drove on the pond as if he’s the man that designed frozen ponds. And then what’s also INSANE is that he ends up taking Charlie’s mom to pound town and hitting it on the regular. I remember as a kid I’m like bro how is Charlie Conway going no bucket during a shootout winner right now. Like this is still regulation dude lol and this kid is no bucket twirling on the sheet like he’s fuckin Craig MacTavish😂😂😂😂 and then I grew up and realized Charlie’s mom had so much power over this organization because Bombay loved the Coochie. Wild

[Detroit Pistons @DetroitPistons]

That rook to rook connection go crazy

[Photo Guy @DesMoinesPhoto]

@DailyLoud Later on the alien went back to his planet and was bragging to the ladies
“You know I’m forklift certified”

[Stuart Feiner @StuartFeiner]

MIRACLES DO HAPPEN. I'M ASKING FOR ONE.

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

Best thing you’ll see today.

Actor Keivonn Woodard from “The Last of Us” meets his idol Alex Ovechkin

🎥: @Olivia7News

[Stuart Feiner @StuartFeiner]

THURSDAY MORNING MOOD

[Sinai @SinaiNot]

@barstoolsports Me waiting in line to participate

[Alex Markowitz @AlexMarkowitzz]

@teletickler 2k max must be at least a 6 hour set or multiple artists for that money tho

[Alex Markowitz @AlexMarkowitzz]

Miss my dog so much 💔

[Letterkenny Problems @LetterkennyProb]

You can watch a new season of Letterkenny on @CraveCanada December 25th and on @hulu December 26th if you want to.

@newmetricmedia

[Nathan "Grav" Murdock @NathanGraviteh]

I don’t think anybody told Connor McDavid this was just preseason 💀

[Daniella Bruce @daniellabruce_]

"I don't see myself playing anywhere else." - Dylan Larkin. #LGRW

[Brad Galli @BradGalli]

Red Wings prospect Elmer Söderblom is big — but check out his hands 🚨

Tyler Bertuzzi and Dylan Larkin were impressed

[Edmonton Oilers @EdmontonOilers]

The #Oilers have signed defenceman Jason Demers & forward Jake Virtanen to professional tryout agreements (PTOs). https://t.co/lm3ZctpYao

[DTLF @DantheLakersFAN]

No way!😭 https://t.co/jZBNNmZWZc

[crazy ass moments in nu metal history @numetal_moment]

Joey Jordison “Eyeless” Intro Breakdown (2000) https://t.co/lTUnVPHJvY

[Mike Commito @mikecommito]

Taylor Hawkins’s son, Shane, playing drums on “My Hero” 🥹 https://t.co/1OanS9fa1I