Pb&whey

PSU 19' | U.S Army |

[Pb&whey @AlexMars23]

Strongly believe if you do good the universe will do you better

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

George Pickens once my fantasy team was eliminated from the playoffs:

[Teddy Badger @TeddyBthe3rd]

Nice high beams brother! you ever had a gun pulled on you at 5:45 am?

[Pb&whey @AlexMars23]

Josh giddey rn

[AB @AB84]

Idk who I fucked last night I got Alzheimer's

[Pb&whey @AlexMars23]

@darrinvarnum Bust

[Pb&whey @AlexMars23]

If a bicyclist is riding inside the white line I should be legally allowed to hit them with my car

[Kelsey🍍 @kelseashell15]

Alex’s 9-5:

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

This is why I drive a Toyota.

[Pb&whey @AlexMars23]

Pro tip: start cleaning and your significant other will intuitively begin helping. Then take a “break”. Your S/O will not stop until the task is completed.

Finally, rest peacefully in a clean home.

[Pb&whey @AlexMars23]

I have never felt heart break in the way I did when I saw Russell Wilson throw his 12th touchdown pass this year, tying how many bathrooms he has in his home

[Gavin McHugh @gavinmchughh]

If baker mayfield goes 98 yards to win the game I will get fully neutered

[Dr. Lequevious Bartholomew Sanchez @BlindBeastly74]

Brittney Griner is free!

[Pb&whey @AlexMars23]

@MVMT29 I will spend the people’s tax dollars at every turn

[Pb&whey @AlexMars23]

I can’t believe I have to work a 9-5 again

[Pb&whey @AlexMars23]

@jdemers96 I deny these heinous allegations

[Pb&whey @AlexMars23]

Kelsey made boiled hot dogs for dinner.
Can someone call the authorities it’s not safe here

[Mohamed ☪️ @MVMT29]

@AlexMars23 @kelseashell15 you will pay for your crimes. I hope Allah brings you in front of us on judgment day

[Pb&whey @AlexMars23]

@EditYNWA It’s really chaos over here man

[Pb&whey @AlexMars23]

Kelsey doesn’t dip her Oreos in milk. Instead she puts the Oreo in her mouth, then takes a sip of WATER and lets it just soak.

[Pb&whey @AlexMars23]

City boys stick together. We up

[Dr. Lequevious Bartholomew Sanchez @BlindBeastly74]

@AlexMars23 You know how many times I’ve order DoorDash at 2 am and had a leftover taco I ate at 10 am? I’m with my boy here always