Our Boiii Jesus

I arm wrestle the Devil once a year to prevent the apocalypse. I occasionally break 2x4s because of my hatred towards being crucified. I also shotgun beers

[Our Boiii Jesus @AlexMarshall666]

“Eat my flesh, drink my blood” yo I never said any of that shit...

[Our Boiii Jesus @AlexMarshall666]

You mortals are funny.. I created the COVID-19 virus not some Asian man.. I did it to test you all.. and you all failed miserably...

Now go to church and have some of those thin crackers.

[Our Boiii Jesus @AlexMarshall666]

@pluffnub I mean i didn’t die for your sins for nothin...

[Our Boiii Jesus @AlexMarshall666]

@ericandre @adultswim Catch the excitement! Vote or die yall

[Our Boiii Jesus @AlexMarshall666]

@UbisoftClub hey Ubisoft... can you explain to me why in Assassins Creed Syndicate I was able to play with my club rewards and half way through the game all the sudden they are locked and I can’t use them now?...

[Our Boiii Jesus @AlexMarshall666]

@pluffnub Riiight right haha I haven’t seen AVK in forever ha

[Our Boiii Jesus @AlexMarshall666]

@pluffnub What happens next? You walk out addicted to energy drinks.. hahaha

[Our Boiii Jesus @AlexMarshall666]

@Jesus_M_Christ Seems fair

[Jesus Christ Edge Lord Parody & Savior @Jesus_M_Christ]

PRAY FOR TOM HANKS YOU FUCKIN SCUM

[Our Boiii Jesus @AlexMarshall666]

I asked God if he was gonna do anything about this US and Iran stuff and he just ignored me and said “hey, can you do that turn water into wine shit again?”... fuckin prick

[Our Boiii Jesus @AlexMarshall666]

This is how I will fight for now on. One slap, one death

[SUPER HUMMAN @superhumman1234]

Getting hit with a light tube barbwire chair
( WWE MICK FOLEY STYLE ) #Superhumman #donttrythisathome #WWE