Alex Mata

[Alex Mata @alexmata_]

my dad just encouraged me to leave the cart in an open parking spot but I ain’t no fucking lazybones @CartNarcs #DoingMyPart

[Alex Mata @alexmata_]

@jimmyjohns please bring back jimmy mustard

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke.

[Alex Mata @alexmata_]

@surfwavv @AnthonyGSupreme Baracka Flocka Flame

[Alex Mata @alexmata_]

@surfwavv Skiddrow chads I believe it may be over 😂👍🏼

[Alex Mata @alexmata_]

@ENewboldWx @Wicky_dubs_WX @wxkylegillett Is this in Tower / Lake Vermilion?

[Alex Mata @alexmata_]

Wtf, you’re gonna make me buy this shit on eBay?

[Alex Mata @alexmata_]

@jimmyjohns your biggest failure was taking Jimmy mustard off the menu

[Alex Mata @alexmata_]

.@SalVulcano I know you a busy man but can you please settle a debate with me and my friends?

A few of us believe that we saw you at a @deftones concert on May 27 2022. Can you confirm or deny if you were actually there?

[Alex Mata @alexmata_]

@esj_01 I won’t continue to allow TikTok to melt my brain, thank you. 🙏 😁

[Alex Mata @alexmata_]

Pi day was probably more epic on March 14, 1592 tbh w u

[Alex Mata @alexmata_]

My girlfriend informed me that bell peppers don’t taste like anything. I simply meant to say that they are now weirdly spicy, which they’ve never been before.

[Alex Mata @alexmata_]

@cheezit Been my favorite snack since COVID. Opened this box today and they taste weird like a bell pepper. Very odd stuff.

[JB Pritzker @JBPritzker]

Malort is one of Chicago’s finest beverages.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

I’ll ask you nicely to buy this new, color-changing campaign mug.

But I know someone who won’t: https://t.co/iRL1DMxYAb

[Alex Mata @alexmata_]

@surfwavv Maybe @SalVulcano can help us smile

[Alex Mata @alexmata_]

Why do cars have air bag lights that look like buttons -_-

[Alex Mata @alexmata_]

@surfwavv hop on gta 5 bro we need you

[Alex Mata @alexmata_]

@CartNarcs I park next to the cart return so I don’t have to walk far to return it after my strenuous shopping experience 👍🏼

[McDonald's @McDonalds]

meee pretending i don't see the grimace shake trendd

[Alex Mata @alexmata_]

@therealugs @surfwavv :monkaw: