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[David @florpson]

had a dream about a movie theater that was showing the movie as a twitch stream and when they hit the donation goal, alarms went off and the police came. for some reason i had a police car and the actual police did not like that so they killed me and destroyed the car. fun times.

[David @florpson]

@alexmata_ @jimmyjohns

[David @florpson]

it's gonna take all the yellowtail in the Tsukiji fish market just to put a finger in this dike

[Squiggly Hair Shanks @redhairshanks86]

bruv, give this number in USD

there isn't a single person in the world - except for 1.5 billion people - who know how much that number is

could be billions, could be a trillion, i just don't know bc no one speak YUAN here

[David @florpson]

i guess i memorized one hundred digits of pi

[David @florpson]

guys look what i can do

3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862

[David @florpson]

shipping hashish, flipping straight gas. smoking mariposa toe ticklers in arizona

[David @florpson]

has anyone seen the new daredevil

[BlueJay @BlueJayvideos]

Smiling Friends was that level of funny that it would genuinely piss you off knowing you could never be as funny as it

I'm gonna miss this show man, thank you to everyone who worked on it for inspiring myself and many others in comedic animation

[David @florpson]

@Schaffrillas remember the world fair...

[David @florpson]

it's chicago full stop no takebacksies actually it's tip 3 LA NYC CHI that's gotta be it i'm not biased

[Schaffrillas @Schaffrillas]

What’s the US’s “fourth” city. NYC, LA, and Wilmington Delaware are pretty clearly the top 3 but the 4th is more ambiguous. I feel like the main contenders are probably Chicago, Phoenix, Seattle, or maybe Reading PA

[Schaffrillas @Schaffrillas]

FUCK PARAMOUNT

[David @florpson]

fuck it all these people don't know shit

[David @florpson]

i honestly hate Fallout discourse. half of it is just straight up wrong and the other half don't get how pieces of media are meant to be interpreted individually

[David @florpson]

who am i now? if not the fool?

[David @florpson]

@cstonic quite lynchian in nature

[David @florpson]

@cstonic only if you're ready for the maintenance

[David @florpson]

@cstonic it is not a rule but a suggestion

[David @florpson]

gave her some diQuil, put her ass to sleep. had her fever dreaming of the next dosage