LuLu GoLightly

The thoughts in my head come right out of my mouth...you're welcome.

[LuLu GoLightly @AlexMax27]

@iamdieforyouuu Sushi 😻

[Nicole Minét @mouvement33]

I've been waiting 29 years to tell this story about OJ and his days at USC. Now that he's dead (may he burn in hell) I have a story that I signed an NDA for that is no longer valid. I was a junior at USC working in Topping Student Center on campus in 1995. I was an administrative assistant to the President of Student Affairs that semester in the work/study program.

In early 1995, Robert Shapiro and Robert Kardashian (USC Alumni) walked up to my desk and said they had an appt with my boss. I was studying to be a criminal defense lawyer with a dual major in PoliSci and International Relations so I knew who they were. The meeting lasted about 30 mins.

After they left I looked at my boss like wtf was that all about!? He walked me outside and we sat by the old sprawling big tree outside Topping and my boss lit a cigarette for the first time in years and told me I had to sign an NDA because I could confirm OJ's lawyers were there for a meeting. Then he told me what the meeting was about.

Before OJ could graduate from USC, the university paid off two families of two blonde white girls that he had dated and battered. They had both gone to the LAPD to report it. One claimed he also sexually assaulted her in their relationship. The school had a vested interest in OJ going far in football and protected him at all costs. OJ had been in custody for 6 months and lawyers were in the discovery process for the trial and OJ's friend Robert Kardashian, who knew OJ from also being a student at USC, thought it would be best if those stories never saw the light of day. So a large check was written, given to my boss, and they left. I'll never forget holding that check.

Now, did you hear about this before now? Nope. That's how much power money enables.

After he was acquitted I changed my major to Philosophy/Psychology double major. I understood that I could harm society more than not if I pursued law. This is also why I abhor the Kardashians. They're rich thugs. Nothing more. #OJISDEAD

[James Blunt @JamesBlunt]

Correct. I sing for money.

[Leah Remini @LeahRemini]

1. Many of you know about Shelly Miscavige, the wife of Scientology's leader David Miscavige, who has been missing for over 15 years.

Well, I have got a hell of an update for you…

[Bill Crawford @BCrawfordComedy]

I think every time it snows in Pittsburgh, we need to check in with this dude and see how it’s going in the streets

[devon sawa @DevonESawa]

I’m generally a fan of a lot of actors and have no problem asking for autographs, but this isnt what I expected from my favorite little Christmas dude....

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

On Sunday, we reset our clocks.
On Tuesday, we reset our destiny.

#Vote

[Dwight K. Schrute, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @DwightSchrute_]

BUTTLICKER!!! OUR PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER!

[LuLu GoLightly @AlexMax27]

NOS4A2...🤣

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Mocha. If you were ever curious what a certified floof looks like from below, I offer you these. 13/10

[LuLu GoLightly @AlexMax27]

@CS_Defi

[LuLu GoLightly @AlexMax27]

@CS_Defi Alright..in my defense mine came the same way!

[LuLu GoLightly @AlexMax27]

This

[Mashable @mashable]

This origami robot is being developed to one day perform intricate medical procedures https://t.co/Af4oOdxgj1

[LuLu GoLightly @AlexMax27]

Me as a girlfriend

[Elizabeth Banks ❄️ @ElizabethBanks]

I’ve been married for a long time but this is still relatable.

[LuLu GoLightly @AlexMax27]

To beat COVID I would gladly sacrifice Tay Swift...Arianna Grande and all Kardashians...I feel this is fair

[LuLu GoLightly @AlexMax27]

@CS_Defi @ClutterElim So I won’t tell you how long it took me to figure out it was “linked in”...rather than a single made up word

[LuLu GoLightly @AlexMax27]

@CS_Defi @ClutterElim I have an elderly neighbor who yells from his porch down the street to someone else on a porch...

[LuLu GoLightly @AlexMax27]

@CS_Defi I’m usually going with one holding wine

[LuLu GoLightly @AlexMax27]

I feel this

[Danielle Baskin @djbaskin]

Choosing your quarantine character 🍾👏😂

https://t.co/tgsQfH1ZIZ

[LuLu GoLightly @AlexMax27]

Don’t want to roast folks...but Saturday game is week in this house...