Alex McClendon

If you follow me a unicorn will make glitter rain upon you within 24 hours. Guaranteed.

[YouPorn @YouPorn]

Pull it out, bust in her face, & yell "BOOOOOM! Headshot!"

[Stumbler Videos @StumblerVideos]

3 reasons why I curse? 1) Because I fucking want to. 2) Because I fucking can. 3) Because I don't give a fuck.

[Alex McClendon @AlexMcClendon]

Blah, blah, blah my story is so special. I'm so hated upon. No one can understand me. Blah, blah, blah. #EveryoneEver

[Jesus Christ Edge Lord Parody & Savior @Jesus_M_Christ]

Shit, I forgot to go to Church today. Again.

[noog @noog]

1990 called and left me a voicemail.

[YouPorn @YouPorn]

Garggle my balls

[Alex McClendon @AlexMcClendon]

Sucks when you think someone is cool and then you discover they're just another hipster fuck.

[Rose @bongwynnn]

@Huntermoore donate donate donateee <3

[Stumbler Videos @StumblerVideos]

Tickling is like being raped, but you're forced to laugh.

[subredditxxx @subredditxxx]

http://t.co/rImohajo #sexy #hot #redhead #ginger #babes #ass #pussy #tits

[Stumbler Videos @StumblerVideos]

Don't judge a book by its cover. Unless the book is a fucking annoying bitch that needs to be high-fived in the face with a fucking chair.

[Stumbler Videos @StumblerVideos]

We all know a douchebag named Alex.

[GreatCleavage @GreatCleavage]

“@tightpencils: http://t.co/kNzlSQoQ”

"The Walking Dead" makes me so conflicted.

#NecrophiliaIsNasty

[YouPorn @YouPorn]

Appreciate Porn, it taught your Boyfriend that position you like so much.

[Alex McClendon @AlexMcClendon]

@Rayke those were also known as sentences. #TrolloYollo

[Alex McClendon @AlexMcClendon]

Shoutout to Rayke for being the biggest blowhard ever. Coop is legit. RT @Rayke: Shoutout @COOPAleWorks for being the coolest company in OK!

[Alex McClendon @AlexMcClendon]

I'd swing your ohio. RT @christeen405: Ohio is for swingers...

[Alex McClendon @AlexMcClendon]

@NoogsCorner truth bro. I started dating my chick one week after V-Day. Perfect.