Alex Mida

Please leave your message after the tone. Gooner, himbo and trainee pig

[Alex Mida @AlexMida5_]

Already losing my mind and it’s only been 3 days edged and uncummed. I’m gonna be a drone by the weekend.

[Alex Mida @AlexMida5_]

@thatboyinchucks Actual perfection

[Alex Mida @AlexMida5_]

@tribeoftom I go to some REALLY piggy places when I’m fully goon brained

[Alex Mida @AlexMida5_]

This is gonna be a loooong week trying to stay uncummed until the weekend. Feed me porn if you wanna help.

[Alex Mida @AlexMida5_]

@tribeoftom Both haha 😜

[Alex Mida @AlexMida5_]

@tribeoftom Definitely makes me much more obedient!

[Alex Mida @AlexMida5_]

My colleagues don’t know what I’m wearing under my clothes at work

[Alex Mida @AlexMida5_]

Whimpering sub himbo munkee

[Alex Mida @AlexMida5_]

Gooning rn

[Alex Mida @AlexMida5_]

The happiest moments in my life are when I’m exposing my erection to other men

[Alex Mida @AlexMida5_]

Maybe I should make this my Fb/Linkdin profile pic

[Alex Mida @AlexMida5_]

I think I need to pump the second I get home from work today

[Alex Mida @AlexMida5_]

I rarely squirt my boy juice these days and when I do, I make sure to ruin it like this

[Alex Mida @AlexMida5_]

Born to bate

[Alex Mida @AlexMida5_]

@_kingcorvo I both want to be like these and serve men like these

[Alex Mida @AlexMida5_]

Just had to tuck my penis away quickly as someone came in the room and the friction against my waistband sent me over the edge and I leaked out a ruined orgasm 😂

[Alex Mida @AlexMida5_]

Trying to watch porn when the internet is at dial-up speeds is a less enjoyable form of edging

[Alex Mida @AlexMida5_]

Imagining 12.5k men on the internet masturbating to my goon does wonders for my goon brain

[Alex Mida @AlexMida5_]

This would make a good goon emoji/sticker