Probably: Alex

one bad vibe and I’m out

[Chipotle @ChipotleTweets]

the V in MVP stands for vinaigrette

[Courtney Parchman @cornydawgy]

Can Zillow do a black Friday sale

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

Great work today guys

[Probably: Alex @AlexMoraleslol]

#BestBarRileys

[aidan @wyaaidan]

The kanye and pete davidson beef is literally just this

[sìr. @dcaffgotem]

Time flies when you’re fighting for your life

[Gia Opsahl @xoxogiaa_]

my new story for Xpress magazine, VOL. 3! Check it out💗 https://t.co/Hqt4Mfq43B

[Probably: Alex @AlexMoraleslol]

I’m tired of learning my lesson the hard way!!

[Sarah Stumpf @SarahhS21]

Why must I keep going through learning experiences

[summer @HEARTGIRLSUMMER]

how tf i mute this shit on instagram

[James @CaucasianJames]

y’all mind if i have a good week

[Probably: Alex @AlexMoraleslol]

@BeccaWasden You got him

[Probably: Alex @AlexMoraleslol]

@tatummolcott Listen when they say to stay in college

[Gia Opsahl @xoxogiaa_]

Vol. 2 out now! really proud of this one

https://t.co/VmkT4ytTHf

[Austin @geinyuhs]

Inflation isn’t real. Costco hot dogs are still $1.50