Started thinking the other college interns were lame, took them to Mexican yesterday to find out. Was the only one to order a drink, had to get one of them to drive us back. #gotdrunk#iwasright#largemargarita#theywerefreshmen
Had an older fella stop hitting and watch my swing on the range, immediately topped the next one. Complete silence, looks back at his balls, continues to hit and never looks back #fuckme