Alex Murdaugh

Parker Law Firm, Est 1910 | Loving father of Two | FS @ UofSC 88’ | Bag Connoisseur | Leg Getter

[Alex Murdaugh @AlexMurdaughSC]

They need to have a retake on the drivers test at least every 15 years. Some of you mfs piss me off #fuckyou

[Alex Murdaugh @AlexMurdaughSC]

Hopped in the car, turned on my old playlist, Panini Feat Dababy was the first song. Riding in silence for the rest of the ride #selfreflection #lank

[Alex Murdaugh @AlexMurdaughSC]

Some of these burners would say “6 beers” and the girl deadass looks like this #rackattack #rapeme

[Alex Murdaugh @AlexMurdaughSC]

Started thinking the other college interns were lame, took them to Mexican yesterday to find out. Was the only one to order a drink, had to get one of them to drive us back. #gotdrunk #iwasright #largemargarita #theywerefreshmen

[Alex Murdaugh @AlexMurdaughSC]

How often you think past/current presidents got some fellatio in the Oval Office? #LANK

[Alex Murdaugh @AlexMurdaughSC]

@hwgoodwrench Yes

[Alex Murdaugh @AlexMurdaughSC]

You’re complaining why?

[College Sports Only @CSOonX]

Sports Illustrated is basically Only Fans at this point.

[Alex Murdaugh @AlexMurdaughSC]

@LARomeo8 @NCAABaseball Georgia is hot right now, energy is up especially with that ejection. What’s your reasoning with MState ?

[Alex Murdaugh @AlexMurdaughSC]

@KuntTekulve @StinkyBlueRat I killed my wife and son

[Alex Murdaugh @AlexMurdaughSC]

Holy shit, who could possibly need this many bullets? Are you about to audition for John Wick #holymoly #lank

[Alex Murdaugh @AlexMurdaughSC]

Had an older fella stop hitting and watch my swing on the range, immediately topped the next one. Complete silence, looks back at his balls, continues to hit and never looks back #fuckme

[Alex Murdaugh @AlexMurdaughSC]

@d1baseball @soldier_sports WV, Troy, UNC, Auburn, Kansas, Bama, Texas, Georgia

[Alex Murdaugh @AlexMurdaughSC]

18 beers & 4 rumple shots, 6 beers, 🪵 #rackattack #farright #lank

[Alex Murdaugh @AlexMurdaughSC]

What am I doing wrong? #hehastobefunny #lank

[Jerry Dumah Jr @JeebusBurner]

Hey baby👋#rackattack

[Alex Murdaugh @AlexMurdaughSC]

Update on Morgantown:

[Alex Murdaugh @AlexMurdaughSC]

Morgantown might blow up if West Virginia walks this off right now

[Alex Murdaugh @AlexMurdaughSC]

Is this @Jerrythekid21

[Mandrake @MandrakeCalvin2]

Mr Torture got doxxed.

Rape Shirt Kid left the internet.

The Pigman won by literally just smoking weed all day