AlexM

SACK THE BOARD

[Charlie 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @CharlieP2304]

Who eats rice in bed

[Cook @NUFCcook]

Was so confused when I was seeing loads of Saudi fans calling him Sean Longstaff

Now it’s the official club account

Fuck’s going on?

[Tin_Of_Pek 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇫🇰 @PekkTinNUFC]

We should assemble all the mileys, ramseys, longstaffs and bellinghams to form a team based on family and love and happiness

[BatesyBhoy 🌺 @BatesyBhoy1967]

16 children and a teacher died in Dunblane. But daddy's gun being taken away is more serious. Fuck rupert lowe

[Leo Daube @leodaube]

Me at the British Museum

[Arron 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @arron1s]

he’s a bin.

they are losing their mind and getting defensive over a bin.

they are trying to paint a bin as the establishment.

how can anyone not think they’re absolutely mental.

[Bealo 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @bealolufc]

Fella probably spent close to £5000 on flights, tickets and accom and just wants to enjoy a once in a lifetime experience without someone behind him recording himself and screaming like a toddler, he asked nicely to stop and they still took the piss, poor 👍

[S T Best @helloIamBesty]

Can’t wait to sing ‘One greedy bastard’ at every home game next season

[Adam Pearson @Adam_Pearson]

Currently the Clacton By-election appears to be a choice between

A) a novelty act with no real policies
B) Count Binface.

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

Nigel Farage is the epitome of the establishment.

He makes millions at the expense of the poorest, while blaming the most vulnerable to protect his wealth and power.

We cannot afford a society that feeds the expensive ego of Nigel Farage. Clacton deserves better.

[Alice Haven @Alice_1971_]

Imagine sharing this and thinking you come off well 😂

[Rt Hon. Will || Portfolio for Sarcasm (parody) @colder_sarcasm]

Wait until you see how Nigel Farage ignored the wishes of a dead teenager's family to politicise their son's death?!?

[Supertanskiii @supertanskiii]

“Most physically attacked politician”

Jo Cox was stabbed and shot because of your descent into hateful and divisive politics, you despicable cunt.

[Jordan @_wisemensay]

Privately educated man who has been a politician for a huge part of his adult life which has seen him receive £5m payments thinks he is not the establishment. If you follow or believe anything he says, you are a complete moron

[Thomas James @escdestabxlxse]

Sorry but how can a serving politician get away with saying this shit in 2026 and not immediately face an investigation or some kind of punishment. We’ve truly gone so far backwards in recent years in this country. It’s shameful.

[Cam @cam_nufc]

Every single Newcastle win

[Evan @EvanMcFarlane]

Have some dignity.

[Old Gassy @OldGassy1984]

Murphy's Law: Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.

Schrödinger's Cat: The cat is both dead and alive until we open the box.

Murphy's Cat: Any cat that jumps into a postal van will go feral and see out its days living with relatives in Preston.

[Tony Turner @tonytiger67]

“Unfortunately he’d gone feral and we couldn’t re-introduce him into the home. He ended up living with my friend’s parents in Preston”