Alex O'Toole

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[𝓐 ⭑ @ayojoestar]

being a high functioning stoner is WILD because I’m not trying to “escape reality” - I simply want to soften the sharp edges of existing inside a brain that never stops fucking thinking.

[Alex O'Toole @AlexOToole16]

Two arms wrapped around his body and two straight through his head, no touch on the ball, penalty? Nahhhhhh

[🎬N @Nino12x]

They’re not even hiding it anymore 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Alex O'Toole @AlexOToole16]

Cobham

[Andy Sixsmith @andysixsmithtv]

⚪️⚫️ Tell you what, how big a difference do Lewis Hall and Tino Livramento make?

👏 Two of the best players on the pitch in that first half and both offensively and defensively provide so much to the way Eddie Howe wants his side to play.

3️⃣ Especially Hall - after being out for so long - it’s remarkable to see him pick back up where he left off. #NUFC

[Nick Delehanty 🇮🇪 @Nick_Delehanty]

Great to see the CEO of Didean Dochas, "PetrolEd" enjoying some profits.....In fairness to Ed, he invented probably the best business model I've ever seen:

1. Get free money from Govt ✅
2. Use it to buy up homes across the country ✅
3. Keep properties & rent them back to Govt ✅

I'd say he couldn't believe when they fell for it. No charity status or registration as an approved housing body. Just an offshore Isle of Man group structure.

Hats off to him. A masterclass in monetising public policy. The best in the game.

[Tom Jenkins @TomJenkns]

Ndiaye just did this to some poor guy on BBC News

[The Footy Section @FTBLsection]

🗣️ Jay-Jay Okocha 🇳🇬: "When I first met Messi, I was shocked because he recognized me! He called me by my name: 'Hello Jay!' I said: 'Hello Messi,' then I turned to Suarez, who was with him to translate, and asked him: 'I didn't play in his generation, how does he remember me?' Messi answered me himself before translating: 'I know you well. I watched you play with Ronaldinho in Paris. You were a real star, and Ronaldinho himself loved you and talked about you in Barcelona!'

Then I said to Suarez: 'Take a picture of me with the legend!' Messi replied: 'Take a picture of me with the legend on your phone too!' He spoke admiringly of the Nigerian national team and told me that you have a beautiful team and play great football! He mentioned precise details about his old matches with Ronaldinho. He said to me: 'I will send this picture to Ronaldinho.'

At that moment, I understood why he is the greatest. True greatness lies in humility and an unforgettable memory. Fellow players! After this situation, anyone who doubts Messi's greatness should talk to me first! This man is different from all the stars! And do you know something? Ronaldinho sent me the photo and said, "Messi sent me this photo and said, 'I met a legend and your former friend.'

[Alex O'Toole @AlexOToole16]

🐐

[Dublin GAA @DubGAAOfficial]

The moment that sealed it! 🤩

Sean Currie with the winning score to help @clgNaFianna overcome Lucan Sarsfields in a thrilling Go-Ahead Ireland Senior 1 Hurling Final 😮‍💨

[Alex O'Toole @AlexOToole16]

Jesus if this fella watched Jack Charltons Ireland he’d probably wet himself😂 ‘masterclass’ is having someone else to maybe win a second ball if you can’t win every header against van dijk😂😂

[TobyWrites @tobyasky]

Ruben Amorim pulled a masterclass yesterday. I’m watching MNF and Jamie & Gary O’Neil are breaking everything down.

Manchester United only played one short pass from the back yesterday, Lammens went long 43 times.

Amorim’s strategy:
Usually, when you go long, and you have two strikers, they play close, one flicks the ball, while the other makes a run “forward”, guess what, the 2nd striker was never making a run forward, instead, Amorim positioned 3-4 players, waiting for the 2nd balls😭😭😭

Crazy thing is Man U were not winning those long balls, but they were literally winning every 2nd ball. So, instead of starting from the back, playing those short passes, they started their play from the middle.

This was also what led to both goals. The first one, Van Dijk won the first header, then Bruno was there to pick the 2nd ball, played to Amad and then to Mbeumo.

[Roshan M Salih @RmSalih]

Keep spreading this video far and wide to expose who Maccabi Tel Aviv really are.

[CFC-Blues @CFCBlues_com]

Never change, Diego 🤣 https://t.co/GQvWAYEps4

[Alex O'Toole @AlexOToole16]

And he’s not second

[✨ @Fxlse_nein1]

Caicedo has gone mainstream so I'd leave the work to others to continue. Cucurella is my next project,he's a top 2 FB in world football and rivals do not hear it enough.

[Alex O'Toole @AlexOToole16]

Doesn’t say Donetsk beside Shaktar, stop crying about nothing

[Alan Wright @Viallimus]

Ya wouldn't call Crystal Palace "Crystal" would ye, @tntsports 🙄

[Alex O'Toole @AlexOToole16]

Win the league at the bernabeau
Beat championship team and get sent off right after
Sky deserve to burn

[Sky Sports Football @SkyFootball]

Hugo Ekitike 🤝 Lionel Messi

[Alex O'Toole @AlexOToole16]

Arguement beats itself here, easier for a player to shine and standout in a lesser league than one more competitive week in week out

[G @Gideoomatic]

'Hardest and most competitive league itw' hasn't produced a ballon d'Or winner in 17 years

[Alex O'Toole @AlexOToole16]

I just know the Fulham admin has some nonsense caption for when he acctually scores saying how it’s his second aswell with some asterisk and thinks it’s a belter of an idea

[ًًً @ibzsmo3k]

Is josh king a make a wish kid or something?

[Alex O'Toole @AlexOToole16]

Arsenal in pot 2 and we took a few years off to let ‘em catch up, stay humble lil bro

[UEFA Champions League @ChampionsLeague]

#UCLdraw pots for the league phase 👀

[OB🇳🇴 @ofbmar]

you can tell this is their first bad bitch

[Alex O'Toole @AlexOToole16]

100th app, redemption game from peno giveaway, captain, goal
Moi💙

[✿ @caicenzos]

his 100th appearance being vs west ham when his debut was vs west ham is cute

[Alex O'Toole @AlexOToole16]

I love to hate rovers, but the win last night away in Portugal and what’s happened for Bradley’s son this week, unbelievable stuff 👏🏼👏🏼

[Shamrock Rovers FC @ShamrockRovers]

Sometimes it's about more than football 💚

There's only one Josh Bradley.

[Alex O'Toole @AlexOToole16]

Bring him to the bridge

[ًًً @ibzsmo3k]

Chris wood… I wasn’t familiar.