A.D.

Hi, my name is Alex. I like Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain.

[A.D. @AlexOnDemand32]

@BenVerlander Ben, they are not under .500

[Being Libertarian @beinlibertarian]

Just cut taxes and reduce spending if you want to help.

Anything else is a gimmick.

[A.D. @AlexOnDemand32]

@SlowToWrite @RealSpikeCohen Agreed. Draft a “plan” for a big tax break or deduction for stay-at-home spouses. But that’ll never happen because it will reduce the governments “revenue”.

[A.D. @AlexOnDemand32]

They key to a great marriage is to keep things fresh & new, never predictable. For instance, after nearly 7 years, I can still completely surprise my wife with the foul stench of my bowel movements. #KeepRomanceAlive @JamieDavis112

[A.D. @AlexOnDemand32]

Game broadcast looks great guys @MLBONFOX

[Jason Goldman @goldman]

This is insane; song was meant to be sung in that key by a partial demon only

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

God Confirms Heaven Will Have A Buc-ee's https://t.co/5v9faQ5D0s

[Marco Rubio @marcorubio]

Fake news…….
I prefer cherry flavor

[BaseballHistoryNut @nut_history]

There’s nothing more perfect than a baseball field. Skip Bertman explains it better than anyone else will.

Rest in peace, coach

[A.D. @AlexOnDemand32]

Legal murder.

[TheBlaze @theblaze]

Democrat Governor Maura Healey just signed a bill allowing for abortions up to day of birth in the state of Massachusetts:

[Libertarian Party @LPNational]

True story 😂

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

Important announcement: I am upping my offer, $10 million dollars for a head-to-head basketball game between the defending WNBA champion Las Vegas Aces and a boy's high school state title team of my choice. If the Aces beat my team, I will give them $10 million.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Man With Strong Urge To Eat Wicker Basket Settles For Triscuit Instead https://t.co/X9KKoTH5F1

[A.D. @AlexOnDemand32]

@90sWWE That’s No Home Steve Austin

[Nick Searcy, Actor/Director/Producer/Author @yesnicksearcy]

This is the greatest fucking concession speech in the history of the world. @spencerpratt

[Taylor Lewan @TaylorLewan77]

Might be the best commercial for a video game we’ve EVER seen.

[Libertarian Party of Georgia @LPGeorgia]

Government.

[Free Talk Live @FreeTalkLive]

You have every right to know what your government is doing, and they have no right to know what you are doing.

That is why they are called public servants and we are called private citizens.

Instead, the relationship has been inverted. The state hides behind secrecy, classified files, and redactions while demanding total visibility into your finances, communications, movement, and behavior.

A society where the rulers live in privacy while the population lives under surveillance is the very definition of tyranny.