Alex Norton- Court Jester of Horror

Chaotic-Good 🌟 horror-fantasy writer, photographer, artist, farmer, part-time mechanic

[Alex Norton- Court Jester of Horror @AlexParisNorton]

Yeah.

[Variety @Variety]

Original “Little House on the Prairie” star Melissa Gilbert shuts down Megyn Kelly, who warned Netflix not to "woke-ify" its reboot or she'd "absolutely ruin" it.

“Ummm…watch the original again," Gilbert responded. "TV doesn’t get too much more ‘woke’ than we did. We tackled: racism, addiction, nativism, antisemitism, misogyny, rape, spousal abuse and every other ‘woke ‘ topic you can think of. Thank you very much.”

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[Alex Norton- Court Jester of Horror @AlexParisNorton]

All good advice.

[Alex Norton- Court Jester of Horror @AlexParisNorton]

@PiperK Well, if only the strong survive, he's toast.

[Alex Norton- Court Jester of Horror @AlexParisNorton]

@Gabino_Iglesias I have a tiny book of very short stories, but honestly I write for therapy and I'm not sure if I'm any good or not.
They're about monsters on the surface, man, but underneath it's all about rage, oppression, and the more horrible aspects of human nature.
Is that normal?

[Alex Norton- Court Jester of Horror @AlexParisNorton]

@gggirl924 100%. Everyone in power on both sides are being way too calm and quiet.

[Alex Norton- Court Jester of Horror @AlexParisNorton]

@RobS7 @DerekNeverFails Honey, that's because we know women should define themselves.

[Alex Norton- Court Jester of Horror @AlexParisNorton]

@DerekNeverFails We play nice until it's time not to be nice.

[Alex Norton- Court Jester of Horror @AlexParisNorton]

@krassenstein MAGA Cultists were up all night in my town driving around drunk and removing all signs for Democrats.
Meanwhile, my MAGA neighbor has had a truck size Trump sign up for 8 years.

[Colin Allred @ColinAllredTX]

Is there anything I can say to get you to chip in $3?

What if I told you Ted Cruz won by just 2.6% in 2018? Or that CNN says he's the most vulnerable GOP Senator in the country?

How about this: We're officially TIED in the polls. Would you give just $3 to help me pull ahead?

[Alex Norton- Court Jester of Horror @AlexParisNorton]

#WritingCommunity #HorrorFan #amwriting
You're supposed to prepare for writing projects? 😶

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Donald Trump is handling his debate disaster the only way he knows how: insisting he won

[Alex Norton- Court Jester of Horror @AlexParisNorton]

@LakotaMan1 Nobody can make anybody do anything, but you are waking people up with information and that is valued. Thank you.

[Alex Norton- Court Jester of Horror @AlexParisNorton]

@CalltoActivism Does she know what that word means?

[Alex Norton- Court Jester of Horror @AlexParisNorton]

I know people who use it as motivation for positive things, and I know people who use it to hammer others with sick, harmful ideas. The problem isn't religion, it's people.
A decent person will look for reasons to do good, a damaged person will look for excuses to cause harm.

[Alex Norton- Court Jester of Horror @AlexParisNorton]

@Gabino_Iglesias When people ask me why I self-publish I ask them how much time they have for the answer, because my list of bizarre experiences trying to tradpub is...lengthy.

[Alex Norton- Court Jester of Horror @AlexParisNorton]

@ElfordAlley So cute. Let it go, man!
We didn't let one go 10 years ago and now he lives in a tank that's fancier than my car and eats more than my kids.

[Alex Norton- Court Jester of Horror @AlexParisNorton]

@JonathanMaberry To be fair, I had to dial my childhood phone number a million times, but my devices remember my passwords for me. Reassuring that it's just laziness and not short-term memory loss.

[Alex Norton- Court Jester of Horror @AlexParisNorton]

@AnonyMMouse3333 @JonathanMaberry Well, it would be the old phone number plus an upper-case letter and a lower-case letter and a special character and the genetic code of your firstborn child, still hard to remember.

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Tom Gauld always gets it right.
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