P.

Big Beats are the best, Get high all the time

[P. @AlexPearson18]

This is probably the most performative political move I've ever seen

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 BREAKING: Shabana Mahmood will tomorrow announce that asylum seekers will have their valuable assets like jewellery seized and sold to pay for their accommodation costs

[@TheSun]

[Zirkwood @zirkwood_]

Never underestimate the human races inherent desperation for attention and validation. Such performative nonsense this, just wear a normal shirt and pay your respects quietly like a normal person you tosser

[P. @AlexPearson18]

Kaka wants a word

[P. @AlexPearson18]

1. Straight at the keeper
2. Straight at the keeper
3. Routine
4. Routine
5. A literal goal
6. Off target

[Bayern XTRA Commentary @MunchenXtra]

Someone: Why Bayern doesn’t score 3-5 goals every game
Meanwhile keepers vs Bayern

[P. @AlexPearson18]

Surely this is satire

[Conservatives @Conservatives]

This winter, pensioners will have to choose between heating and eating.

And that’s on Keir Starmer.

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

When politicians demonise migrants, the far right listen.

When they say refugees should be “sent back to where they came from”, the far right listen.

When they complain about asylum seekers staying in hotels, the far right listen.

Let’s promote a message of unity instead.

One that tackles the issues facing us all: the housing crisis, the collapse of our NHS and the disaster of privatisation.

One that gives hope to all communities that a fairer society is possible.

Stand up to racism. Defend refugees. Inspire belief in a better world. That is how you defeat the far right once and for all.

[Anton Gerashchenko @Gerashchenko_en]

Tomorrow, the 2024 Olympics will start.

140 athletes will represent Ukraine.

487 Ukrainian athletes will never again be able to compete - they died since the start of the full-scale invasion.

Over 4,000 more Ukrainian athletes are defending Ukraine today.

📹: Suspilne

[P. @AlexPearson18]

Nice to see some really specific and non-generic pledges from the local Reform candidate

[P. @AlexPearson18]

This Travis Kelce really seems like an obnoxious prick so I guess it all makes sense

[P. @AlexPearson18]

Top shelf head loss

[Joey Barton 🇬🇧 @Joey7Barton]

Been on here nailing my colours to the mast about the Women’s opinion overkill in the Men’s football.

Have you noticed no top male football person has said I’m wrong. None.

Loads of Eunuch’s with a massive opinions have mind.

Keep an eye out for them, they come in all shapes and sizes. Some have actual beards as well.

Stay vigilant.

And…

#gerimout

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

🚨We went undercover to investigate the government's Rwanda plan.
Suella Braverman now has serious questions to answer.

[P. @AlexPearson18]

2016 Leicester Vs 2019 Liverpool

[Danel Ben Namer @DanelBenNamer]

Being liberal & anti-Israel is an old paradigm. The world has changed. Change too.

[P. @AlexPearson18]

"The next time you can't see a doctor, your kids can't go to school and your train doesn't turn up..." these are issues created by the government he's a part of ???

[Sir Jake Berry @JakeBerry]

The next time you can’t see a doctor, your kids can’t go to school and your train doesn’t turn up, remember, @UKLabour’s plan is to give even more power to those who are trying to hold Britain to ransom.

[P. @AlexPearson18]

United waiting for the Letby sentencing to use it as a smokescreen for the Greenwood announcement. Shameless club

[P. @AlexPearson18]

@jack_mills27 So you're saying there's a good chance of people caring?

[P. @AlexPearson18]

What are the odds of these 2 tweets coming up consecutively on my timeline?

[P. @AlexPearson18]

Can't lie the absolute certainty of Stuart Broad joining the Sky Sports cricket punditry team is the only thing softening the blow

[P. @AlexPearson18]

Should never play again, don't care if they've had a baby https://t.co/4evIMQ4WK9

[:/ @pallab_pratim_]

If this is true and there ain't any twist in the story

Mason #Greenwood
Maybe its time you should learn how to respect woman,
I hope you are not late thoo

[P. @AlexPearson18]

@jack_mills27 Tweeting this before every Australia innings

[P. @AlexPearson18]

Smith and Marnus are gonna feast on this wicket