AlexP

Italiano a Berlino. Di sinistra ma non troppo e pure ciclista.

[⚔️⟡ SARA ⟡⚔️ aka Shadowheart’s wife @MILKUVVAY]

Potresti evitare di citare le lettere X e Y? Per noi persone che non hanno ricevuto un 3DS per Natale potrebbero risultare offensive e triggeranti, visto che richiamano il non aver potuto giocare alla sesta generazione di Pokèmon. Grazie per la sensibilità.

[legalprimes @LegalPrimes]

Step into the craziest visualization of the fourth dimension you have ever seen

[Lazy/Sam | 🐉🐍 @Somelazybitch]

Art programs have the craziest names. Procreate. Gimp

[(• ˕ •マ.ᐟ ★ @Y40IFRQTTING]

In AOT Eren Yeager, the first Turkish anime protagonist, commits genocide

[liz ☾ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ @finnabindapitt]

i’m actually crying

[ktaevjk⁷ ~ ⊙⊝⊜ ~ FAN ACCOUNT @silviarkiveF]

STO

[Steve @oldguy_steve]

Bill Gates and Elon Musk have entered into a joint venture to manufacture a penis extender. It's called Elong-Gates. It cures Microsoft.

[sunset ♡ ⚢ 🇲🇽 @amountainsunset]

today i learned that there’s an official engineering team at google that sounds like a communist party and has a logo that looks like one

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Northwestern engineers unveil the “Phantom Twist,” a drone that spins so fast it becomes nearly invisible to human vision.

[mai💛🇸🇳 @onionsoup23]

if youre going to represent gluttony as a person who eats a lot then you should represent lust as a gooner who catcalls and harasses random people. if youre going to make lust a sexy woman then you should make gluttony a chef am i making sense or js rambling

[Egg Czar 🥚👑 @EarthBrah]

@Axaxia88

[Shishir @ShishirShelke1]

Camera features like adjusting WB and shutter speed are exclusive to iPhone 18 Pro.

Clearly the A19 Pro chip in 17 Pro just isn’t powerful enough to handle these “Pro” camera controls 💔

[Arcadio Marcuzzi @_marcuzzi]

I don't care if we get 50 more years of tariffs because of this burn.

Worth every. single. penny. 👐🏼🪗😂

[awesomehalofan @awesomehalofan]

it begins

[Robert Wilkinson @robertwlk]

I said to my wife;
"These new scales are great. I can tell how much my poo weighs."
Wife: "So you weigh yourself before and after and the difference is the weight of your poo?"
Me; "Er, yeah, I guess you could do it that way."

[Octavian 🇪🇺🦉 @posta_octavian]

Eurofederalism is actually just a Habsburg psyop to get revenge on Russia for supporting Serbia in WW1.

[Aryan “DUI” Smith @wssabrna]

If you no longer go for a gap that exists, you are no longer a racing driver. - Ayrton Senna

[Arkady @saxifrage2127]

Does anyone have any more examples