Alex Phonehead

Sports. I like to tweet things. Divorced father of 2 bright young boys and a beautiful daughter. Go Bungles. #WhoDEY

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@Trumpisapedo17 @CirivelloD82889 @GregTompsett @TomPelissero @AllbrightNFL I’m divorced because my wife was a danger to our children. We now live happy lives without her

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@CirivelloD82889 @GregTompsett @TomPelissero @AllbrightNFL He’s going to drop, as he should. I’m fully on the side of the police officer

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@Maxy_doll

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@fragrancewife And then you wake up

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@easystreetjesus This is all easy frozen stuff. Let me guess, Jack Daniels pulled pork and microwaveable mixed veggie bag from Walmart?

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@CampCookAlt @ClarksonsFarm1 It actually doesn’t matter at all. I’d rather kick my feet up on the couch and enjoy myself

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@ClintTodd5 @tigerCryptoG0d @Stinger68K

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@ChuckStafford12 @Eman_8282 @WafflesAPuppy It’s just a parking spot. I think it should be first come, first serve.

If you don’t get that spot, it’s an extra 20 feet of walking. This is concerning that you’re this upset about a painted piece of asphalt

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@kookiedarklina Police always say that to tippers. Them getting a call, regardless of the content, makes them feel important.

Did the man get arrested? Did you accomplish what you wanted to? Curious how this ended for everyone

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@Mackytime @MissVelvetMoon0 @DeanCook008 @NoFilterSkin Nice!

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@Mackytime @DeanCook008 @MissVelvetMoon0 @NoFilterSkin I WONT LIE!! IVE NEVER BEEN ASHAMED!!

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@kookiedarklina You never know what’s going on behind closed doors. It’s best to realize that there’s two parts to every story

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@hy_wemmy I can confirm this is not true. Hairline still in tact after 40 years.

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@FawcettKid LIVER SPOTS!!

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@WallStreetApes This sounds about right. Reasonable.

Teachers have a very easy job and get summers off. What’s the problem? I even did it myself for a few years back in my early career.

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@Mackytime @MiyaMewrilee SCOREBOARD!!

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Those puppy eyes..🐕‍🦺😅

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@BasdWhtCatholc @learning_yohei It’s not a big deal. You don’t have to clean the floor every day too

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@buitengebieden @Mackytime Aw big mama. Canon event in parenting, everyone needs their escape!