Altune

Nocturnal writer (read:TTRPG player) and visual arts enthusiast. Affiliate streamer, Artisan shit-poster. Video games are an emergent artform and deserve study.

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Tales of Berseria in best combat is probably the biggest "hear me out" of my lifetime but I JUST THINK THE BUILD YOUR OWN COMBO SYSTEM IS NEAT, OKAY??

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@Fartbarf45 Last week I cut a 500mg edible into seven parts and when I took two of them I was uncomfortably high for like 30 straights hours, do NOT do this.

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Advice on how to make my vibe less open and inviting? Everyone morning on the bus, when all the seats are getting full, I'm literally the first person a stranger will choose to sit beside. I feel like I should be like, fourth, at best.

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@CanaduhOh Y'all are crazy, like 40% of the time there's either a Moncton or Halifax show. Maritimes swing WAY above our weight class in the music scene.

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@BluebriarArts Coromon: Rogue Planet and, if you really want to stretch the definition of "Pokemon game", Kadomon.

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@libbysalt I'm in. We need a guy who makes shitty puns, a guy who's whole personality is wearing loud shirts, and a humorless rules lawyer to really cover all of the mediocre white guy archetypes. I can take any of those roles if needed, but I'll need a budget if you want me to be shirt guy

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@BossBabeDuchess @Dexerto "Streaming his life away" is kind of an out of touch thing to say. Most people are working their lives away at office jobs for a hell of a lot less compensation. We're all on the slow march to the grave, shit on him for the things he believes, not what he does to keep living.

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@TheChaosWeeber We had bagged milk on PEI in the late 90s/early 2000s but it slowly disappeared over time.

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@ValiantValorie So naturally, you got some?

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@Emma_henrry_vt Backing up into a pit is a classic one

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@DTurbooo @StephB30ftsmurf @JSlaughterEsq Gen Z is currently 14-29, the kids are Gen Alpha now.

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@wimmiebear Besides the all too obvious answer, Dadan stepped the fuck up and we all need to acknowledge her for that.

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@peterokii D'aw. You should introduce him to Deuce. I think they'd have a LOT to talk about. 🥹

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@LucyPyre_ only if i get to keep the sword, to wear at formal events

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@Rhopunzel This is bad advice because I tell all potential bros how juicy their ass looks today.

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@TwinkBukowski So that girl that stumbled on the bus and accidentally sacked me was just trying to see how big I am or something?

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You know you're starting to get somewhere on the internet when you make a post and someone feels the need to chime in just to reference something completely unrelated that you said elsewhere.

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"Saitama vs Goku" is the most boring conversation on the internet. Obviously Saitama wins, he's a joke character in a comedy manga where the main bit is that he's way strong than everyone else. With that in mind, I have found the perfect matchup. Saitama vs Horsebro. Who wins?

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@tdarkhorse4 @egoraptor He mentions in another comment that he's specifically looking for games that kick you out of the hub when you finish the objective and then revamp the world when you go in for another. Spyro was just self contained levels, I'd have 1000 examples if that's what he meant.

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@darkocest @FernishedYay @june_snug Damn, this room is actually twice as big as it looked when empty. That fireplace is MASSIVE.