Alex Gardner

[Alex Gardner @AlexRGardner]

"If your health insurance is paid up, come up here and prove it" is an incredible way to kick off a song, but no I don't think I will.

[Alex Gardner @AlexRGardner]

Panger is ready to perform a ritualistic sacrifice on Darnell Nurse after that icing, but only for the love of the game.

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY

ROLL THE CLIP

[Alex Gardner @AlexRGardner]

Every so often I have a morning where I look at a second Alani the way Bilbo Baggins looks at the ring in the early chunk of The Fellowship of the Ring. I have never once resisted the urge.

[Alex Gardner @AlexRGardner]

@LittleMikeyMcD @thefestfl omg

[Alex Gardner @AlexRGardner]

@JDBunkis Last I checked, goalies are actually part of the teams? Like they're real hockey players. Get medals and everything!

[Matty Jack @Matty__jack]

You’ll always have the 4 nations.

[Alex Gardner @AlexRGardner]

Hello darkness my old friend....

[Jon Bois @jon_bois]

why watch overtime playoff hockey when you can simply snort cocaine and ride a motorcycle out of a helicopter

[Alex Gardner @AlexRGardner]

@JoeFortunatoBSB Monkeys paw curled so hard it popped a tendon.

[Alex Gardner @AlexRGardner]

@bluedog373 @NASCAR "This team is the proverbial little guy."

Once again the team that benefitted from this tech infraction was *BJ McLeod*.

[Alex Gardner @AlexRGardner]

@bluedog373 @NASCAR Or, and I might be crazy, all of these teams know the game and know the risk they take to try and find an edge and hope they don't get caught.

[Alex Gardner @AlexRGardner]

@bluedog373 @NASCAR Yes because the DQ benefitted noted major player

*checks notes*

BJ McLeod

[Alex Gardner @AlexRGardner]

@rockmeannadeus He's also a WBC participant!

[Greg Kaplan @BlueshirtsBreak]

I don’t have to like them, but I stand shoulder-to-shoulder with my Dodgers brothers for a no cap world.

Your favorite team’s owners aren’t poor. They’re cheap. Stop rooting for some cheap bastard’s bank account.

[Trill Withers @TylerIAm]

You gotta be a fucking idiot to be a sports fan lmao

[Alex Gardner @AlexRGardner]

@NickZararis At least we shouldn't need a flowchart to explain this one. Getting new fans up to speed on all the bullshit was miserable.

[Alex Gardner @AlexRGardner]

@NYRChip23 @JoeFortunatoBSB Wait till you find out who the vets who fit Sullivan's vision are.

[Alex Gardner @AlexRGardner]

Four years have flown by so quickly, and yet sometimes it feels like it was just yesterday that you were hollering about not needing water, just for people to play defense after a point. Been thinking about you a lot this year, miss you dude. Fly high.

https://t.co/ZlYCbSNtvF

[Alex Gardner @AlexRGardner]

Night 3 ✅

[Alex Gardner @AlexRGardner]

Cookie bake 2025: unhinged bachelor edition

[Alex Gardner @AlexRGardner]

Night 2 ✅

Was gonna try for two tonight but decided against it.