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Y ahora que hizo este pendejo ? (Pregunta válida diariamente hasta el fin del sexenio) 🤦🏼‍♂️

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@fiago7 Switzerland player getting a yellow card on an Argentinian foul

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@lunagilvent @JuanGarcia48936 La póliza de garantía de un auto ha existido desde que tengo uso de razón (bastantes años) y siempre aplica el concepto de servicio a X años o X kilonetraje “lo que ocurra primero”

En estos casos, como en la ley, el desconocimiento de las mismas, no evita que no apliquen

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@javiqm94 El periodista deportivo 🤦🏼‍♂️

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@Becc_fre @AztecaDeportes No sabes ni escribir, vas a creer que me importe lo que opines 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@AztecaDeportes Gracias por las emociones y los buenos partidos !! Mi total respeto por ustedes y su esfuerzo ! 🇲🇽❤️🫶🏼

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@England You did not dominate, but you scored the goals and that’s the winning key. We respect you, good luck in next stage ! 🇲🇽🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🫶🏼

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@Tomitfc95 Hats off, you won this one fairly. We won’t cry and moan like Ecuadorian sissies have. You have our respect and so does our @miseleccionmx 🫶🏼🇲🇽🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

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Gracias @miseleccionmx !! Nos dieron uno de los mejores juegos, nos hicieron vivir. @england ganó y de buena forma !! Respeto a ambos, grandes equipos !! 🫶🏼🇲🇽🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

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@GoggsyNineNine Hats off to you… Mexican to Mexican, cheers !!

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@979_Live @nickysmokess Stupid redneck… pure shit coming out of you

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@shaunvlog_ @pattylopezdelac A good Mexican decides where the fuck to born… viva México lads !! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇲🇽

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@usmntonly Stop being pussies… all major hotels are very sound proof. This happens in all countries, for World Cup, UEFA and others…

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@ThaisRMaschio Beleza irmã, muito obrigado pela torcida !! 🇧🇷🇲🇽❤️

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@JoaoHen48527454 @nullus70 Obrigado meu irmão !! 🇧🇷🇲🇽❤️

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@FlixRomeroRive2 @mountbatten_ A un brasileño le digo “irmão”, a un argentino le digo “traeme la cuenta, por favor” 🤷🏼‍♂️

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@21miahfmn Quien es esta pinche vieja y por qué no está haciéndome el aseo en la casa ? 🤔

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@JosueRLeon @terefifas Pendejazo

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@Menceng_ In México you can go to jail for most of these public fixes 😔

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@JohnLeFevre Pure BS… Spain vs Saudi Arabia is awfully empty… a real shame to have games like this in USA 👎🏼

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.