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got rekt, locked in on rho • nfa/dyor • print mode on • $ARBITRUM • @ZaxWeb3

[Funding Swinger @AlexRekt]

@Rho_Labs Thanks for the call, Rho 🫡

[Funding Swinger @AlexRekt]

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tl;dr:
Donkey isn’t just a donkey.
He’s probably a cursed human kid from Pleasure Island who escaped the Disney timeline and got speed-run into DreamWorks therapy.
And yes, I’m choosing to believe this until DreamWorks releases a 10-page PDF saying otherwise.

[Funding Swinger @AlexRekt]

Okay. Brainworms time.
You know Donkey from Shrek? The loud one, the emotional support himbo?
There’s a whole theory he’s not actually a donkey but a human kid who got cursed. And it’s… way too convincing.

[Funding Swinger @AlexRekt]

13/
Anyway, next time you rewatch Shrek and laugh at Donkey singing, remember:
That might be a traumatized ex-child trying to cope with irreversible body horror and abandonment issues.
Cinema!

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Stay safe, traders. Don’t forget to calculate your risk and hedge your positions

[Funding Swinger @AlexRekt]

BTC dumped yet funding stayed green on most venues, Bybit dip was bought back, perp money still wanted exposure and @Rho_labs Rho X Nov futures hold near five to six percent so market has not given up

[Funding Swinger @AlexRekt]

Trading on @Rho_Labs while market gets rekt, web3 safe haven

stay safe fellas

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