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tl;dr:
Donkey isn’t just a donkey.
He’s probably a cursed human kid from Pleasure Island who escaped the Disney timeline and got speed-run into DreamWorks therapy.
And yes, I’m choosing to believe this until DreamWorks releases a 10-page PDF saying otherwise.
Okay. Brainworms time.
You know Donkey from Shrek? The loud one, the emotional support himbo?
There’s a whole theory he’s not actually a donkey but a human kid who got cursed. And it’s… way too convincing.
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Anyway, next time you rewatch Shrek and laugh at Donkey singing, remember:
That might be a traumatized ex-child trying to cope with irreversible body horror and abandonment issues.
Cinema!
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