Alex Seifer

I am the unprodigal daughter 😈

[Alex Seifer @AlexSeifer]

Everything below is a representation of me and me alone. If any tweets are weird thats why.

[JOLLY J✨ @DynamoSuperX]

how the hell we go from 20 episodes every 6 months to 8 episodes a year???

STOP MAKING ME WAIT 2 YEARS FOR 8 EPISODES. THEY'RE TV SHOWS, NOT MOVIES!!!

[Alex Seifer @AlexSeifer]

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[MLFootball @MLFootball]

HOLY SHIT… IN THEIR RELEASE VIDEO THE #CHARGERS HAVE #CHIEFS KICKER HARRISON BUTKER IN THE KITCHEN

💀💀💀

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

Wondering how does this species survive in the wild.. 😅

[“HI JULES!” ❤️‍🔥 @jules_swiftie13]

Every Swiftie not in Paris right now #TSErasTourParis #ErasTour

[PopCulture @notgwendalupe]

10 years ago, this happened:

[jacqui 💡🍓🪩 @braceletladyy]

goodnight to:
-lesbians
-gleeks
-lucy dacus
-ppl who will watch 3 whole seasons of a show for a 3 episode gay storyline
-chappell roan radicals
-ppl who like mashed potatoes
-ppl who wrote an album called no burden

[Malika Andrews @malika_andrews]

Wild, but true:

With Giannis and Damian Lillard out, the Bucks become the first team EVER to win a playoff game without their top-2 scorers from the regular season. H/t @StatsWilliams

[Milwaukee Bucks @Bucks]

"Bobby Portis, Milwaukee Brewers."

cc: @NBAonTNT

[MLB @MLB]

Christian Yelich ropes his FIFTH homer of the season for the @Brewers! 💥

[Fuzzy @fuzzyfromyt]

Christian Yelich is back, I fear

[Kalshi Hoops @KalshiHoops]

Giannis Antetokounmpo’s HISTORIC 2023-24 regular season has come to an end:

30.4 PPG
11.5 RPG
6.5 APG
61.1 FG%

Giannis is now officially the FIRST player in NBA history to average 30 PPG on 60 FG% in a season. I hope he’s back for the playoffs.

[Nathan Marzion @nathanmarzion]

Giannis Antetokounmpo's 2023-24 regular season:

▪️30.4 PTS
▪️11.5 REB
▪️6.5 AST (career high)
▪️61.1% FG (career high)
▪️64.9% TS (career high)
▪️Career-high 10 triple doubles
▪️Bucks record for most pts in a game (64)
▪️1st player in NBA history to average 30 pts on 60% FG

[Pop Base @PopBase]

France becomes the first country in the world to make abortion a constitutional right.

[Alex Seifer @AlexSeifer]

Is there a Twitter account for this yet????

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

omg he's dying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[The Barrel Banter @thebarrelmke]

Spending (FA + Extension) since the Cubs hired Craig Counsell

Brewers: $153.75 million
Cubs: $53.8 million

[Sam Dekker @dekker]

Worry about getting your team to .500 this season instead of jabbing Milwaukee whenever you can.

[Fiqah is @sassycrass.bsky.social @sassycrass]

That clinches it.

I've figured out what ages women.

It's MEN.

[A. 🇵🇭🇪🇸🏳️‍🌈😷🍉💜 @coffeeteanxiety]

Y'know how a lot of younger people can't read cursive and apparently its not taught in some schools/ countries anymore? I hadn't really given it that much thought and it just hit me why it's important: if you can't read cursive you can't read primary source historical documents!!

[Alex Seifer @AlexSeifer]

@itsjwills They already made an announcement back in October during media day that they were expecting a baby boy. She is probably due in March at this point. Maybe this is why we have Robin?? To cover Brooks' paternity leave