Alex Shanks

Big body moving big bodies

[Alex Shanks @AlexShanks9]

as promised 10 follower face reveal. pls be nice

[Alex Shanks @AlexShanks9]

Posting this picture when you are the dork at the top of the bell curve is bold. Get out of the left lane retard

[Monica Lowe @muslimlebron]

It’s so insane that people just cannot do math and don’t realize that speeding DOES NOT SAVE TIME

[Alex Shanks @AlexShanks9]

@melodrea_ @chasedbywasps True

[Alex Shanks @AlexShanks9]

@melodrea_ He would do numbers in the chudstack

[Alex Shanks @AlexShanks9]

@melodrea_ One lasts forever the other lasts a month

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Congratulations to the Super Bowl champion @Seahawks! This defense was special. MVP Kenneth Walker was dominant. And Sam Darnold gave us one of the best comeback stories in a long time. Enjoy the celebration.

[Tyrese Haliburton @Hali]

Alex Pretti was murdered.

[Alex Shanks @AlexShanks9]

Breaking news worst tweet of all time dropped

[Michael J. Matt @Michael_J_Matt]

What a fun read!

I’m worn out hearing people moan, “Our grandparents could buy a house on one paycheck, but now we can’t even afford rent on two!”

Yeah, maybe because Grandma wasn’t dropping half her income on $14 iced lattes and avocado toast shaped like art projects. Back then, if they wanted coffee, they boiled it at home in a dented pot. It tasted like burnt rubber and regret — but it woke you up and cleaned your pipes.

And Grandma wasn’t “out to brunch.” You think she had time for mimosas and hashtags? She was making something called whatever’s left in the fridge and feeding six people with it.

Don’t even start with Uber Eats. You think Grandpa was out here paying $38 to have a burger delivered three blocks away? Please. He grilled mystery meat on a rusted barbecue, and everyone called it dinner.

Now people cry about being broke while sitting in a house full of gadgets. Two SUVs in the driveway, six streaming services, three air fryers, and matching tattoos that cost more than their light bill. You think Grandpa had a tattoo? He did. It said “Korea, 1951,” and it came with trauma, not Instagram likes.

And the kids—Lord help us. “We can’t make ends meet, but Brayden needs the new iPhone!” No, he doesn’t. You’re handing an $1100 device to a child who still eats crayons and forgets to flush.

When we were kids, there was one phone. It hung on the wall like a family relic. The cord stretched just far enough for you to whisper secrets before someone yelled, “Get off, I need to make a call!” And guess what? We lived.

The TV? One. In the living room. With three channels and a dial that clicked like a safe. And if Dad wanted to watch bowling, you were a fan of bowling, end of story.

Now there’s a flat screen in every room, the baby’s got an iPad, the dog’s got a camera, and everyone’s wondering why they can’t afford rent.
Because you’re living like rock stars on retail salaries, that’s why.

Grandpa wasn’t leasing Teslas or buying $12 smoothies called “Green Zen Awakening.” He drove a truck that coughed smoke, rattled like a storm, and smelled like oil and hard work.

They lived within their means. Whatever Grandpa brought home on Friday — that’s what they had. They weren’t keeping up with the Joneses; they were keeping the lights on.

So yeah, Grandpa bought a house on one salary. But he also didn’t have a gym membership, three delivery apps, and emotional support crystals on his nightstand. His only support system was Grandma, who told him to quit whining and mow the yard.

Nowadays, everyone’s broke, anxious, and “manifesting abundance” while ordering tacos on DoorDash for the fourth time this week.

It’s not the economy — it’s the lifestyle.

Wake up, turn off your subscriptions, make your own coffee, and maybe—just maybe—you’ll smell the truth.

[Shmegmoid Johnson @shmegmoid]

2.5mg gummy LOL

dawg at 1 o’clock PM this morning (when I woke up for the day) I took a reclaim dab the size of Kansas that made me slobber on myself like a fucking retard then proceeded to watch RDR2 (a game I haven’t played past Chapter 2) lore videos for 4 hours straight

[Alex Shanks @AlexShanks9]

@fizzygremlin HOLY THROWBACK

[Alex Shanks @AlexShanks9]

@fizzygremlin Happens

[Sal Bets @salbets_]

NFL Records That Can Be Broken in Week 18:

1. Myles Garrett...

[Bearsszn @bearszn]

The company that sells the cheese grater hat worn by DJ Moore and Caleb Williams originally use to make foam cheesehead hats until the Green Bay Packers sent them a cease and desist letter for selling them.

Foam Party Hats responded by making the cheese grater hat and is now going viral with over 3,000 orders placed for the hat since the Bears vs Packers game, with most orders heading towards the Chicago area. 🐻⬇️

via @draftkings

[Alex Shanks @AlexShanks9]

Read the paper and it's the biggest pile of dogshit writing you could possibly imagine. It's unbelievable that some people make it so far in college while being so genuinely stupid. And in a psych class?? Not every psych major, but somehow always a psych major 😭

[Pop Base @PopBase]

The University of Oklahoma confirms that Mel Curth, the teaching assistant who gave a student a failing grade on a psychology essay, will no longer be teaching.

[Doc  @DocAtCDI]

Things we didn’t do:
- Start the fire
- Shoot the deputy

Things we did do:
- Tried to fight it
- Shot the Sheriff
- Built this city on Rock and Roll

Things we will do:
- Survive
- Rock You

Things we won’t do:
- Get fooled again
- Back Down
- That
- Give You Up
- Let you down
- Desert you

[Alex Shanks @AlexShanks9]

We are so fucking back. 200 MG of caffeine each, 4 shots of espresso. I take them by the handful. Academic arsenal

[Alex Shanks @AlexShanks9]

Sometimes I wish this was all just a super fucked up Salvia trip and I'd wake up in a different life

[Alex Shanks @AlexShanks9]

@fizzygremlin I did not do any of that shit bossman

[Alex Shanks @AlexShanks9]

@Skkelebone Literally and I'd be cool w that. Please god deliver us from Mike Norvell for a reasonable price 🙏

[Alex Shanks @AlexShanks9]

@Skkelebone "I have made a severe and continous lapse in my judgement" ok bro sure start recruiting 😭😭😭