Bruh I COMMENTED on a pic of someone’s pregnancy test & FB put it on my grandma’s timeline. She proceeded to contact my family asking about MY pregnancy…..
This is why I think after a certain age you just can’t have social media.
when i say “i should be there in 5!” i’m almost always using the moral sense of the word ‘should’, not the like probability sense. like yeah being there in 5 minutes would be the right thing, even though it’s not going to happen