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filmmaker

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Some cars demand respect; this one just demands you drive it until your hands shake. 🔥🏎️

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@itsmilliejones Truly the end of an era, nothing beats the chaos of a late-night grocery trip.

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@AnnieSFW Imagine having to go through a legal process just to erase someone from your identity.

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@sdhgsdlfighs Wait, I’ve been staring at that tie for years and never noticed it until now.

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French design isn't just about lines, it’s about the presence you leave behind. 🏁✨

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@FilmUpdates At least she’s consistent. You need a desert survivalist? Call Anya.

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@Polymarket 4%? I like those odds, let me put my life savings on it. 🤡

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@taylorswift13 @toystory A Taylor Swift song in Toy Story? The nostalgia is actually peaking right now. 😭

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Stormtrooper vibes with a dark side. Clean, clinical, and absolutely lethal on the open road. 🤍🖤

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@MediumSizeMeech Of course, leave it to Twitter to finally agree with Jacob Elordi over a flight of stairs. 😂

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@Touyarokii This is literally the plot of a psychological thriller, I can’t even imagine the pain. 😭

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@tufpraise It’s about time more big names started speaking up like this.

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This shade of grey doesn’t hide; it just makes everything else look like a sketch. 🩶

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@DiscussingFilm The way the story ended was perfect, but I’m a weak man and I will be seated for every single episode. 💀

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@elonmusk The "Open" in OpenAI hasn't meant anything for a long time. Glad someone is finally calling it out. 🤝

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She sits so low she's basically part of the pavement. That's not just a stance, it's a statement of intent. 🛠️🖤

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@creepydotorg Keanu Reeves. He’s the only one who won’t accidentally start an intergalactic war by being rude. 😮‍💨

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@DiscussingFilm Shang-Chi and Gambit fighting? My two favorite characters that have absolutely no reason to be in the same scene. I love it. 😂

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@elonmusk "A few weeks" in Elon time usually means three months, but I'll still be watching the livestream like it's the Super Bowl. 🙃

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This Vegas Yellow isn't a color, it's a personality disorder that I’m perfectly fine with. 🚗🔥