Alexander Simpson

life is fleeting, and entropy is the only way... available for children's parties

[Alexander Simpson @AlexSimpsonEsq]

Why does jade keep sandbagging Rhea?

[Alexander Simpson @AlexSimpsonEsq]

Thank god the WWE title doesn't go to that boring arsehole

[Alexander Simpson @AlexSimpsonEsq]

Does anyone actually like Gunther? He is so bloody boring

[Alexander Simpson @AlexSimpsonEsq]

@wwe WHY ARE THERE ADVERTS DURING WRESTLEMANIA YOU MONEY HUNGRY WHORES?

[Alexander Simpson @AlexSimpsonEsq]

@PendleBC @Jonathan_Hinder maybe you could actually work towards getting the council website ready for tax rather than trying to take children's autonomy away from them?

[Alexander Simpson @AlexSimpsonEsq]

@skytv @SkyUK can you explain why the sky go app is so poorly optimised that I have to restart my phone every five minutes whenever I try to use it? And why I'm paying for 300mbps but getting just over 50?! Please try and sort it out because it's bloody useless at the moment

[Alexander Simpson @AlexSimpsonEsq]

Baldy and a beard trim...though I think I look slightly like a serial killer

[WWE Creative Humor (a sub of TKO Creative Humor) @WWECreative_ish]

Pretty sure you just witnessed the series finale of @WWE. We’re not topping that
#WWECrownJewel

[Alexander Simpson @AlexSimpsonEsq]

'fuck it, you can't fire me' - John Cena 2025 (probably)

[Alexander Simpson @AlexSimpsonEsq]

I've never laughed as much at a wrestling match then John Cena vs AJ Styles at @WWE #crownjewel2025

[Alexander Simpson @AlexSimpsonEsq]

Who did Brock Lesnar eat?! He looks massive #wwe

[Alexander Simpson @AlexSimpsonEsq]

Short hair and a fisherman's beard is the look of the season

[Alexander Simpson @AlexSimpsonEsq]

So @WWE can give this bullshit almost an hour, but Vaquer couldn't get a women's match? Of course

[Alexander Simpson @AlexSimpsonEsq]

God I hope Seth Rollins isn't out for a long time, it would genuinely be such a shame

[Alexander Simpson @AlexSimpsonEsq]

@WWE no @thespudbrothers merch for @StuBennett at night of champions on the launch of the new @pnefc kit? Shame!!!!

[Alexander Simpson @AlexSimpsonEsq]

@bbcdoctorwho so this has just come to me but has the doctor ever worn jeans? I can't remember a single scene they have ever worn jeans haha

[Alexander Simpson @AlexSimpsonEsq]

@UKLabour any chance you could get your MP @Jonathan_Hinder to actually answer his emails? We are now 5 weeks in and no response. I don't like them but is it any shock that people are voting for @reformparty_uk when MPs can't be bothered to read their emails

[Alexander Simpson @AlexSimpsonEsq]

@Jonathan_Hinder would it be possible for you to answer your emails?

[Alexander Simpson @AlexSimpsonEsq]

@Aurist I mean for pure comedy value it's Kevin Owen's t-shirts each week, but from an overall stand point yeah probably

[Alexander Simpson @AlexSimpsonEsq]

https://t.co/35Q7avueyB I'm over here now - fuck this place, fuck @elonmusk and his apartheid rich racist ass, fuck anyone that follows trump, fuck neo-nazis, fuck reform UK, and as always fuck the existence of Blackpool and Tottenham