Alex Smailer

God bless the USA

[Kyle the Butler Fan @kjmac111]

Current mood

[myles brown @mdotbrown]

This is the only angle that does that miracle justice.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Miami Dolphins Dead Money for this season is now over $175 million.

🏈Tua Tagovailoa: $50M+
🏈Tyreek Hill: $28.2M
🏈Jaylen Waddle: $26.3M
🏈Jalen Ramsey: $20.9M
🏈Minkah Fitzpatrick: $13M
🏈Bradley Chubb: $10.9M
🏈Terron Armstead: $10.7M
🏈James Daniels: $4.8M
🏈Zach Wilson: $3.8M
🏈Alec Ingold: $2.0M
🏈Jonnu Smith: $1.7M
🏈Nick Westbrook-Ikhine: $1.6M
🏈Matthew Judon: $1.4M
🏈Jason Sanders: $663K
🏈Cam Smith: $528K
🏈Mohamed Kamara: $160K

[Alex Smailer @AlexSmailer]

@metsnewsrumors Hopefully all four

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

The greatest football highlights:

MIKE ALSTOTT RUNNING PEOPLE OVER

[Alex Smailer @AlexSmailer]

@Razzball Not even close to the trumpets, ice cold take 🧊

[Scott Lucas @scottrlucas]

😃 Low-A Rome switched nicknames from the Braves to the Emperors. The new mascot is a penguin. The players waddle when they make a nice play.

[ModernWarzone @ModernWarzone]

"Stackers are making it a struggle for me to get gameplay as a content creator."

We gotta keep some perspective here people.

The average player does not care if the way they play makes it harder for you or anyone else to get content, they're playing a game trying to have fun.

[Lauren Witzke @LaurenWitzkeDE]

Anti-White terrorism on national TV.

The Media of course is running cover for Matt Petgrave, saying it was a “stray boot” that sliced Adam Johnson’s throat.

[𝗦𝗮𝗺𝗲𝗿 𝗔𝗹𝗶™ @TheSamerAli]

"Dad, tell us what it was like when you'd hear, 'Alstott, up the gut!' on Sundays."

[PFF Fantasy @PFF_Fantasy]

4-0 fantasy gang where we at? 🔥

[Tampa Bay Buccaneers @Buccaneers]

Baker arrived to the game in a @rondebarber jersey 🔥

[Bussin' With The Boys @BussinWTB]

.@Shanemgillis is one of the funniest dudes on the planet 😂

(via @PatMcAfeeShow)

[Stephen Schoch @bigdonkey47]

Me trying to explain to the mechanic at Autozone the sound my ford Taurus is making:

[Daily Roman Updates @UpdatingOnRome]

⛳️

[Ian Hartitz @Ihartitz]

Alexander Mattison seeing Cam Akers show up to practice

[JoeBucsFan @JoeBucsFan]

Don't understand the "But both Bucs wins came against 0-2 teams... " What are the Bucs supposed to do, have Joel Glazer call Roger Goodell and ask him to change the Bucs' record to 0-2 because their opponents weren't up to the task on gameday? A win is a win. Or in this case, two wins.

[Stank Bastard @StankBastard]

If this doesn’t give you a 4 hour erection, we can’t be friends 👏🏼🚂🍆

[Tony Gunk @real_tonygunk]

Aaron Rodgers in his first game as a Jet